You're welcome, America.

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From the tit of our beloved Mother Maple Tree, straight to you, eh.

It's the best way to die. Over two times the amount of calories you're meant to eat in a day.

 

Kill me now.

 

By sandwich no doubt.

 

Humans will eat anything including: tarantuals, dogs, pigs, horses, insects, bats, mushrooms, excretment, and your childhood memories.

 

Don't know quite why you put mushrooms in a list of weird things to eat. Is it because they are in a whole other kingdom of life than plants and animals?

 

Canada, I'm finally proud. You have learned well.

 

Someone that knows mushrooms aren't plants? Woah, I found intelligent life!
Anyway yeah, that is the reason. Some animals only eat fungi (aka fungivores).

 

that sandwich is the grossist thing i've ever seen!

 

I've seen, smelled, and heard grosser.

 

Get the fuck out, that thing is glorious. All it needs to be perfect is more bacon because everything could use more bacon, even bacon.