I would hate your nuts, but you love AVPM. I couldn't stop laughing through that... again. I think someone's drugged me DX When i go to sleep, ill have nightmares about this ._.
When I went to the Renaissance Faire with my friends, the first stand was a roasted peanut stand. The guy said, "Hey, do you girls want my roasted nuts in your mouth?" He looked like he was twelve. .-. And I was like "Wtf. D:"
Similar story, I was in a New Orleans airport and there was a sign that said, fresh nuts, get 'em while they're hot, and it was right next to the cooler full of Naked juice.
they're real nuts. Made from free roaming nut men. Healthier and happier nuts equal happier customers.