Your sitting on the couch watching T.V, life's passing you by.

You keep procrastinating over and over. Maybe I'll go to school next year, maybe next semester. NO! Do it right now!
They'll work witchu after work, or you can do it before work. Do whatever you need to do to graduate. Go talk to somebody right now, they out to help you. YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON THE PHONE ANYHOW! Why not make a call that's going to help you in the future. All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call...
Why you makin' it complicated? It's easy.

 

Depresion hurts, Cymbalta can help.

 

Wait, you want me to waste my entire life on learning? Then what, start freaking going to a job for the rest of my life, only to get freaking old?! Screw you, sir, screw you. When I am of age, I shall explore the world! An adventure just waiting to happen! I shall live life to the fullest.

 

That commercial makes me want to punch a dolphin.

 

*Rages *

 

You spend all day raging and punching dolphins anyhow,
Why not punch in the numbers that'll help you in your future.

 

No .

 

Also, can you tell me why those depression commercials always, ALWAYS, come on during a funny show and just RUIN your fun?

 

You know, I'd never expect such a "Get high On Life" attitude from somebody with a Deadpool avatar. Do you want me to be happy so you can kill me and we'll both have a smile on our faces, or do you want to pull a Kansas city shuffle and snap my neck while I'm laughing hysterically?

You're shrewd Mr. Deadpool.

Very shrewd.


Baaaaaw, I kid, I kid. Nice speech. Stay in school, folks.

And incase you didn't notice, I'm not ****ing around here. School's important.

P.S.: NOT ****ing around here.

 

School brainwashes it's students.

 

I dont watch TV except before school.

And I cant work my phone...

 

Ash Ketchum?

 

Wow, it's scary how much that applies to me.

 

When the momment is right, you can be ready.