Your life is insignificant and mundane so choose something better

All I needed to hear.

 

Your computer reads the page to you?

 

Tempted to go for the Alien path.

 

It's pretty advanced.

Spoiler

 

Like the blue uniforms in full metal alchemist brotherhood?

 

No, not like those. Everyone knows that those uniforms need miniskirts.

 

Hm... maybe. They'd probably be black though.[DOUBLEPOST=1346695767][/DOUBLEPOST]

Oh, yes, you're right. I'd forgotten.

 

Hahahaha This[DOUBLEPOST=1346696420][/DOUBLEPOST]

Can I be your second.command?

 

I read the thread title and instantly thought of this.

"Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

And damn, I can't choose an option. They're all so awesome. King is tempting.

 

Sorry, that right already goes to Plumsy.

 

;_;
Can I be commander of the communist army?

 

World domination. Why? Because chicks dig giant robo--*shot*

 

Fearless is not a Communist.

 

^this^

 

I declare war.

 

Come at me bro.

 

I choose King. Because hey, being a supreme ruler is awesome.

 

Larry used Obliviousness!
It's super effective!
K3YBL4D3 KHIGHT fainted!

 

Great god, this list is fantastic. The only downside to it is that you can only choose one of them. Immortality is looking in my favor, since I could die whenever I wanted if I eventually got bored of life. I thought about Escapism, but if there were no way back, eh, I feel that I may end up regretting that one.

God, I think I might love Genius.

I don't knoooow. Don't ask me to choose. ;~;