your catch phrases

you really wanna know?

PISSSSS!!!!!

YOU CAN SUCK MY D*CK OR C*CK

and

HAI MY BEST FRIEND IS GAY!

 

"Baller." I use this one in context. It's an adjective. <: (I.E. "Them french fries were baller.")

"Slash." I use this one in the middle of my sentances instead of and. It's cooler. >:

 

"......Dammit"
"Bam chicka bow bow"
"NOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Gee wilickers!"
"Holy Cracker Jacks!"
"Wooooooooow"
"Uh-oh"
"Stfu"

 

"Go play in Traffic" <---------- Say it to people who i just think need to go away.
"Go Home...Now." <--------- Same as above.
"I lost the game..." <---------- Well only when i lost the game...which i just did.
"...And as an aside, I think we should invade/destroy Carthage" <--------Trend with friends.

 

lol I forgot that there is one more thing that noramally say everyday

SHUT UP!! (mostly to my lil bros) I'm going to hurt someone and its most likely going to be one of you

 

Whatever happens, happens

I say it all the time.

 

lol ppl say things over and over for some reason I started saying ello in a british or australiain accent

 

"Ow." From when ever someone hits me

" Can you stop please?" mostly in my house and where ever I go.

" Don't- Don't tickle me."

 

>_> I have a few

Bite me

I'm so pissed/mad/angry/sad/hyper/horny/crazy/dizzy/cold etc that it isn't even funny

Says who?

Meow

Yeah well you suck

Whatevs

In response to people asking me what's up: The Sky, the ceiling, the opposite of down​

 

U Phail

Gonna eat your face off if you don't shut the hell up

damn

oooooookaaaaaaay

get a life

you are g@y

yup

yeah

hiiiiiiiiiiii

(And, at the most random times when a room is silent) Were you thinking holy s**t, holy s**t a swordfish almost went through my head? Then yes.

 

lol thats funny

oh and catch the rain I love the honey thing in your siggy

 

hm my catch phrases are

Lol - my brother hates that XD
You Make Me Sad - not literally XD
and *rapsberry* - when someone is better than me

 

lol thats kinda funny
what I used when I was a kid was I know you are but what am I
now whenever someone brags when they are right
whatever

 

Lol, when I was sitting at dinner no one was talking so I decided to say the swordfish thing. I love that line so much.

 

Forgot one other one:

You did that for the lulz, didn't you? ---> usually shouted at a dingbat who cuts me off on the highway/backroads/whathaveyou and then crawls at 20 mph under the limit.

 

"Catch ya later!"

"Coolness."

Containing the rage: "Don't do something you'll regret..."

"Don't sing it, just bring it!"

"Bring it on."

"Let's do it."

When stepping up my game: "Going turbo..."

When losing: "Time to take it up a notch..."

Ripping someone across the back of the neck: "Ninja 'Ssassin!"

Countering a rip: "Kickin' Crotch!"

And..."Be like World Wrestling and get the F out!" :p

 

"Shut does not go f***ing up people! Now shut up and let me think!"--It always happens...

 

Either you step away from me or your eyes will be full of pepper spray...

 

I say these alot:

"My spoon crys out for PUDDING!" (war cry type thing)

"...France?" (when somoen asks me a daft question about a place)

"Never touch a my cheesecake!" (when someone talks about my cheesecake)