Your all time favorite movie quote

"Wait, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!" -Obi Wan Kenobi, Revenge of the Sith

 

"but whys the rum always gone!" - Jack Sparrow from POTC XDD

 

Yup, I love those lines from Transformers. My car is stalking me!

Episode Three Revenge of the Sith: Failed, I have. Master Yoda.

Poor Yoda. He's the coolest Star Wars dude next to Greedo. Greedo is the most awesome person, er, Rodian, ever! Oh, so many inside jokes....

Star Wars Episode IV: Oono Bolo, Solo? -Greedo

 

Both from Fight Club

Tyler: If you could fight any historical figure who would you fight?
Jack: Ghandi
Tyler: *tilts head* Good Answer


Tyler: How much can you know about yourself if you haven't been in a fight?

 

From Meet the Spartans:
"What about Sparta?" - Leonidas

"Now we look the same! *starts singing to baby*" - Brittany Spears

 

Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party
-Superbad

 

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig." - Homer Simpson (Simpsons Movie)
Someone had to do that. <_>

"Autobots, transform and roll out!" - Rodimus Prime, Transformers: The Movie

 

Superbad:

She's either going to think, here's an underage kid or here's Mclovin, 23 year old Hawaiian organ donor...

 

Memorable quotes huh?

'Gladiator':
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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Commodus: The general who became a slave. The slave who became a gladiator. The gladiator who defied an emperor. Striking story! But now, the people want to know how the story ends. Only a famous death will do. And what could be more glorious than to challenge the Emperor himself in the great arena?


'Armageddon':
Harry Stamper: Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?
Truman: No, we don't have a back up plan, this is, uh...
Harry Stamper: And this is the best that you c - that the government, the *U.S. government* could come up with? I mean, you're NASA for crying out loud, you put a man on the moon, you're geniuses! You're the guys that're thinking sh!t up! I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking sh!t up and somebody backing them up! You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?
Truman: Yeah.

 

From Monty Python and the Holy grail.

Bridge guard:To pass you must answer me these questions three. What....Is your name?
Lancelot:Sir lancelot of camelot.
Guard:What...is your quest?
Lancelot:I seek the holy grail.
Guard:What is your favorite color?
Lancelot:Blue..no red!no..ahhh!!!!*flys off bridge*
Bride guard:To pass you must answer me these--
Arthur:Yes yes I know.
Guard:What is your name?
Arthur:King Arthur of camelot
Guard:What is your quest?
Arthur:I seek the grail
Bride guard:What is the flying veloctiy of a sparrow?
Arthur:African or European sparrow?
Guard:I...I don't know that!Ahhh!!!!!*flys off bridge*

Also from that movie:

Father:But shes got these huge....tracks of land!
Son: But I don't want land!I want to...SING!*music starts*
Father:*cuts off music* NO!NO!NO! There wil be now SINGING!

And the third one from there:
French gurad:I spit in your general direction!Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldeberries!

 

I like your taste in movies. 8D

From Armageddon~
A.J.: "It's all fun and games until someones gets shot in the leg!"

Aaand now back to Transformers (1986). xD

Optimus: All we need is a little energon, and a lot of luck.
Megatron: More luck than you can imagine, Optimus Prime.

Grimlock: Me Grimlock kick butt!

Kup: Grimlock! Get your noodle out of my face!
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to hear Kup war stories!
Kup: You're living one now.

 

"Are you okay?" - Linus Caldwell
"Yeah I just fell into some pepper." - Danny Ocean
"Are you?" - Linus Caldwell
"Hmm?" - Danny Ocean
"Are you watching Oprah?" - Linus Caldwell

Ocean's 13 rules!

 

Not an all time, but one of my favorites:

from Save The Last Dance 2:
Zoe - How tall are you?
Franz - Five Ten.
Zoe - .. Wanna wrestle?

And then some Monty Python and the Holy Grail ones!

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.

 

The best Jack Sparrow lines:

You want you to find this key. Because finding this key finds you with a way of finding and or locating in your discoverings the detecting of a way to free your bonny lass ol' what's her face...savvy?

Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pissarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?

You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.

 

From 10 Things I Hate About You

Kat Stratford: I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

 

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail

French guard: Fetchez la vache!
French guard 2: Eh?
French guard: Fetchez la vache!!
*cow gets catapulted*

Knights: RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!

Knights who say Ni: We are no longer the Knights who say NI! We are now the Knights who say 'Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm'.
Knight: Ni!
Head Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of...Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Head Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find...ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

 

Back again with the Animated Transformers Movie ('86) but with a slight difference. This line is from a fanmade MST/Rifftrax for the movie -

Ultra Magnus: *About to bite the bullet both literally and figuratively* Prime, you said The Matrix would light our darkest hour.
Riffer: *As Prime* 'Our' darkest hour, not yours specifically.

Star Trek: First Contact -

Jean-Luc Picard: I will not sacrifice the Enterprise. We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!

And breaking up the norm once more by diving into the realm of TV with Babylon 5

Kosh: I will teach you.
John Sheridan: About yourself?
Kosh: About you. Until you are ready.
John Sheridan: For what?
Kosh: To fight legends.
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Delenn: In the service of their clan, they're ready to sacrifice everything — their individuality, their blood, their life.
John Sheridan: Their honor? Oh, we've had plenty of that ourselves. Conspiracies of silence, because the larger ideals have to be protected. But you can't have larger ideals if the smaller ones get compromised. It's like building a house without a foundation, Delenn — it can't stand!
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G'Kar: No dictator, no invader can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.
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Sheridan: Mr…Sebastian, I did a little digging, based on what you told me. The records confirm you lived on Earth in the year 1888. The records also indicate that you vanished, suddenly, without a trace on November 11th, 1888. That's a very interesting date, Mr. Sebastian. The morning after the last of a string of murders in the East End.
Sebastian: The city was drowning in decay. Chaos. Immorality. A message needed to be sent, etched in blood for all the world to see. A warning. In the pursuit of my holy cause, I…did things. Terrible things. Unspeakable things. The world condemned me, but it didn't matter because I believed I was right and the world was wrong. I believed I was the divine messenger. I believed I was…
Sheridan: Chosen?
Sebastian: [after a pause] I was…found by the Vorlons. They showed me the terrible depth of my mistake, my crimes, my…presumption. I have done four hundred years of penance and service, a job for which they said I was ideally suited. Now, perhaps, they will finally let me die.
Sheridan: I think that might be wise.
Sebastian: [turning to board a Vorlon transport] Good luck to you in your holy cause, Captain Sheridan. May your choices have better results than mine. Remembered not as a messenger, remembered not as a reformer, not as a prophet, not as a hero…not even as Sebastian. Remembered only…as Jack.
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[Sheridan is told that the Joint Chiefs have ordered him to apologize to the Centauri.]
John Sheridan: I suppose this… apology is already written?
Mr. Welles: No need. You can phrase the apology any way you see fit. As with everything else, it's the thought that counts.
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[Sheridan practices his apology to the Centauri government before a mirror.]
John Sheridan: I apologize. I'm… sorry. [sighs] I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell. [pauses] As with everything else, it's the thought that counts.
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Ivanova: I mean, come on, where's your sense of mystery? Of adventure?
Sheridan: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Ivanova: No, sir! Wouldn't dream of it.
Sheridan: Good! I hate being cheered up. It's… depressing.
Ivanova: So, in that case… we're all going to die horrible, painful, lingering deaths.
Sheridan: Thank you, I feel so much better now.
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Delenn: This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw… or be destroyed!
Captain: Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.
Delenn: Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else.
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Marcus Cole: You know, um… I used to think that it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
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Na'Kal: Breen! You've managed to import breen from Homeworld! How?
G'Kar: It, uh…isn't actually breen.
Na'Kal: The smell, the taste—!
G'Kar: It's an Earth food. They are called Swedish meatballs. It's a strange thing, but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs! I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained, or which would drive you mad if you ever learned the truth!
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G'Kar: It was the end of the Earth year 2260, and the war had paused, suddenly and unexpectedly. All around us, it was as if the universe were holding its breath… waiting. All of life can be broken down into moments of transition, or moments… of revelation. This had the feeling of both. […] G'Quan wrote, "There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope. The death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future, or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born… in pain.
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Drazi: Captain…we're sorry… We thought you were dead.
Sheridan: [deadpan] I was. I'm better now.
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[EarthForce Captain Thompson demands to know who is challenging his advanced-destroyer fleet.]
Susan Ivanova: Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.
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Londo Mollari: The humans, I think, knew they were doomed. But where another race would surrender to despair, the humans fought back with even greater strength. They made the Minbari fight for every inch of space. In my life, I have never seen anything like it. They would weep, they would pray, they would say goodbye to their loved ones and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself. Never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable could help but be moved to tears by their courage…their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns. When they ran out of guns, they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent. I only hope, that when it is my time, I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes at the end. They did this for two years. They never ran out of courage. But in the end…they ran out of time.

 

RIP Heath Ledger
A Knights Tale:

Hope guides me. it is what gets me through the day and especially the night. Hope that after you are gone from my sight it will not be the last time i look upon you.

 

sorry to go off topic. Great movie. First movie I saw Heath in too.

 

All we must ask ourselves is what to do with the time that is given to us.

LOTR