You'd think a game like MGS would be free of moronic fans...

Think again.

This is copypasta'd from a friend's LJ who copypasta'd from the metalgearsolid.org forums.

WARNING: BLATANT IDIOCY AHEAD.

'The difference between 3 snakes is that every one has different genes from Big Boss. So what I'm trying to say, is that maybe Soliduses genes were not so good resisting the flow of ages. Maybe he got some genes that couldn't resist getting old. That is why he looked older in MGS2 and in the time he picked up Jack.'

That's an only moderately stupid point made in a profoundly stupid way. I'm sort of impressed.

'is ocelot from MSG1 THE ocelot from msg3?'

Whatever gave you that idea.

'Snake has highlights in his hair for MGS2 just because the rest of the kids in Japan have it that way (hell Im asian and have it streaky) and jsut because he liked it.'

Snake. Soldier. Terrorist. Philospher. Japanese fashion scene lover. (If anyone has any pictures of Snake dressed up in some sort of EGL, don't leave me out! Share!)

And here's a quote so utterly stupid I can't make any snarky comments about it:

1. ok so the boss says here babey was taken from her my the Phlisopfers and she had her baby on the battlefiled. didnt raiden in mgs2 say he was born on the battelfield and he does look similer to the boss. right?

2. Big boss had sex with EVE right. u think eve got pregnent???

3. at the end of the game it shoes snake in the white house with the president. and he is pissed as hell and dosent shake hands wit peeps. wtf is up wit that i no he got doublecrossed but still.... LLIGHTEN UP U JUST SAVED AMERICA! P.S. if u rember there was a guy talking to another guy saying "we need some1 like him for FOX" if some1 can give me his name and a description of what that means to the mgs series it would help.

4. 1 more thing at the end of the credits u hear ocelots voice talking to the american chari man. i thought he was wit hthe russians in mgs1 and 2? and can some1 clear up the conversation he had........

And yes, I left in all the wonderful spelling errors and grammatical errors for your reading pleasure.

Enjoy~

 

Geez, I only played MHS:PO and I know more about the games than this kid :\

 

Iz sold snaek a guy er a reely strong girl? I bet that if hees a she, that shees oldar in MGS4 beecuz she had kids which maeks women look oldr.

 

By that logic, any women who have kids get big bushy mustaches and a deep voice that sounds like they've been smoking all their lives.

 

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