You will never believe yesterday

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Saxima, May 29, 2012.

  1. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I had real people at my house - and bonus

    THEY WERE FRIENDS.

    /forever alone
     
  2. LostMemory Destiny Islands Resident

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    How did this paradox occur?
     
  3. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    What are friends? Are they some sort of edible dish? ::L:
     
  4. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    How come I wasn't invited?? :(


    /foreveralone
     
  5. LostMemory Destiny Islands Resident

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    Well, I must admit. I downloaded a friend once. But the specimen gave me a virus. ): Ever since, I've been getting rid of all the rest - there's no such thing as being too cautious!
     
  6. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Hmm, sounds exotic... :=D:
     
  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Friend a la No Lifé

    (Because the accent over the 'e' makes everything look French.)
     
  8. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Add a little salt and pepper, and they make excellent appetizers.
     
  9. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Good.

    Next is to wake up next to them in the most awkward position, awkwardly smile at each other in the morning, and never talk about it again.
    I mean.... that COULD happen, not like it ever happened to me...
     
  10. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But those are the times you know some epic crap went down.
     
  11. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    You know you've got friends when you wake up next to them in a tent, they've thrown up right outside the tent, you step over it, wait for him to wake up, ask what happened whilst pointing at the pile of bile, and he says:

    "Well I didn't want to do that on you!"

    So much bromance...
     
  12. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I can dig that.

    Or you and some other friends are at a friends house and decide screw going home, and at last minute spend the night, and you end up cuddling the only girl there when you wake up.
     
  13. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    That, my friend, is how it's done.

    You woo women by waking up next to them. Solid idea.
     
  14. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I can very easily visualize things, and when you said this, I automatically visualized myself waking up to my friend Bryan.

    And holy crap that would be weird.
     
  15. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yeah, I thought so too. I also happened to wake up before her, so I just laid there till she woke up. Didn't want to wake her with me getting up.
     
  16. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    To make that situation even more creepy then it already sounds, you should have had a big grin on when she woke up and looked at you.

    If she responds with such a grin, you're in there, my mate.
    If not, enjoy the sexual harassment charge.


    Oh it can be. But soon enough you get use to the fact that your mate is snoring like a buffalo next to you.
     
  17. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I didn't have a big grin, but I did say "Good mornin' sunshine, you sleep well?" she said yeah, I slept good. I was all like, **** yeah.

    But I was friendzoned after that day when I told her I liked her before she moved away.........forever alone.