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  1. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    [You ever wished your life was more like Final Fantasy. Also tell which one. Mine would have to be XIII. I want to be a l'Cie so bad!]
     
  2. Always Dance Chaser

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    I've always secretly wished that everything i love will be destoyed and I'll be sent to some other world where i have to save it. Kind of like FFX.
     
  3. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    I've always wanted to call myself the leading man and I would have an mysterious past that I'm trying to run away from but later in the future I know that I would have to resolve it sooner or later.

    I admit, that would be pretty awesome.
     
  4. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    i've always wanted to be a SOLDIER until i discover that it's actually an evil organization and then i join some terrorist group.


    so basically, FF4
     
  5. The Fuk? Dead

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    Naw, Grand Theft Auto would be better.
     
  6. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    I always wanted a tail. ffixkthnx
     
  7. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I don't know. Being bound to the focus of turning into a creature hellbent on destroying your entire home sounds very appealing to me.
     
  8. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    I would like a mixture of FF5 or FFX
     
  9. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Final Fantasy VII would be a good life...
    Kicking Sephiroth's ass...(No offense "American Sephiroth"....)
    Me, being the cynical red head who stands beside a bald hunk all day....(The hunk is surprisingly black, considering that FF is somewhat based off of anime....)

    So...yeah...life would be good....

    Dragon Ball Z would be better though....
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    IX. You're getting a shitty deal if you pick anything else.

    I mean, think about this for a second: Just because your life is more like a game doesn't mean you're the star of it, or even a prominent character. And besides, it'd almost be worse if you were; what are you gonna do when the battle is over? Level grind for the rest of your life?

    VI and below are nothing but dull, dull, dull. The world is grossly underpopulated and you pretty much have to be a warrior to get around. Not worth it at all just to see another handful of about twenty people with plastic smiles welcoming you to their backwater hole of a town.

    VII's world is in shambles. The only real fun is at the Gold Saucer, and it costs an arm and a leg to even get in. The only way I could picture having any fun in VII is if there's a significant risk to my life, such as being a slum lord in Midgar.

    VIII, while my favorite game in the series, would admittedly be a crappy place to live. I might have some fun in post-sorceress Timber, but that's a long shot. The only real places in the world where anything happens are the Gardens, and if you're in a Garden, you're training to be a soldier. Lame.

    X? X has Blitzball, which is nice... if you can hold your breath. Plus there are monsters fucking EVERYWHERE. Getting around ain't as easy as the protags make it look, y'know. And besides that, most of the towns are pretty dull, their prime source of entertainment being their Blitzball team. At least people dress to impress.

    XII... Okay, XII might be kinda cool. Ivalice is always pretty hoppin'. This is probably second best, but no one has said XII so I don't need to make a point about it anyway.

    XIII is pretty much the same as X, only it lacks a kickass sport. Although I would like to own a collapsible sword-gun.

    Now, IX? IX actually behaves like a real world; it has places where people do things that are entertaining. There are plays, there are festivals, there's gambling, there are auctions, there's good shopping, there's a card game circuit, and there's a heaping helping of monsters to slay if you're into that kinda thing. Including organized monster slayings; Hunter's Chance, anyone? Not to mention the scenery is just beautiful, the ethnic diversity makes for some great local color no matter where you go, and the whole place just feels... alive. Sure there's political strife and war, but that's present in every FF game; IX is a nonstop party that just happens to be interspersed with some pain and suffering. That's the life for me, baby.
     
  11. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    All of them.
    At once.
    An amalgam of all FF worlds, including spinoffs.
     
  12. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Lovely originality, ding dong.

    I'd like to be part of X-*shot*

    Meh, I'd rather be in Brutal Legend, kthnxbai
     
  13. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    If those two words don't scream FFXII, I don't know what will. Living in Ivalice would be the shit! Sure there's war but it so fucking awesome!
     
  14. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Ew .
     
  15. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Hey, go suck on Renegade's cat tail. B|
     
  16. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    ....You have no idea how much I would enjoy that.
     
  17. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I bet you would. So much.

    More ball then you ever would.
     
  18. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    For the longest of times, I've wished that my home was destroyed by darkness so that I'd live at some huge castle waiting for some dumb ass kid to save all of the worlds, because, despite the fact that I should be stronger than him and his psuedo-weapon (and his ******ed friends), I'm not, and actually have no purpose to his life/story beyond making a cameo appearance.

     
  19. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Why is this awesome?
     
  20. Rayku Kingdom Keeper

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    Yeah, she does..


    Have you've ever seen those raccoon's in anime that have massive balls?

    She's got them bigger B( Enough to kill someone.