You know you're computer sucks when...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Saix, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. Saix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    1. The school computers run faster than it.
    2. It takes 5 seconds to load google.
    3. Can't have Flash CS3 on it.
    4. 512 RAM.
    5. It lags when I play youtube and flash at the same time.
    6. THE MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTERS RUN FASTER THAN IT.
     
  2. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Is that Rosey's brother I see posting?
     
  3. Saix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Yep. Oh, and it's the only computer we have atm. My computers corrupted, Rosey's broke, and my dad's was broken by Rosey.
     
  4. Finale Wannabe Nobody

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    i know how that feels -.-
    annoyingly the school has new computers and they are mega-fast...kinda makes you feel cheap
     
  5. Saix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Oh no. Those computers are five years old. Just that mines older. =/
     
  6. Finale Wannabe Nobody

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    but as long as it works, i guess it is ok...i mean your here on KHV
     
  7. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You know your computer sucks when:
    It dies
    It chews discs
    It won't turn on
    It takes 5 minutes to load your settings
    It doesn't detect anything you put into the USB port
     
  8. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    You know your computer sucks when SHODAN's face pops on it telling you it has every machine in the house under its control.
     
  9. T A F F Y シ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I wish our School Computers run faster

    :3
     
  10. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    I want to get a new computer so badly. I really want to get into PC gaming, but nooo. We can't get a new computer.
     
  11. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    ...my computer fits those....T_T
     
  12. Misty gimme kiss

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    Ugh, the same sort of stuff happens with me. D: Although I don't doing it most of the time since they give me cake.

    Mine sucks a lot. It's not really too old. Maybe five or six years. But about two years ago I decided it NEEDED Vista and, well...

    Yeah. ._. I blame myself.
     
  13. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I've heard some terrible things but...is Vista really that bad? I mean, its at least a little better than XP right? I've heard people downgraded to XP because they hated Vista so much...O_O
     
  14. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    lol i found a mac air in my dads bedroom with it saying 'for sam' :3
     
  15. robert the yogurt Traverse Town Homebody

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    My computer sucks
     
  16. jafar custom title

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    Mac Attack sounds like a nickname.
     
  17. Misty gimme kiss

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    Well my computer is old so the graphics card doesn't support Vista well, which slows it down. I could buy a graphics card but I don't have $60 laying around. The overall look of it is hideous (but I have a skin for it now). And of course that whole "Cancel or Allow?" business gets on my nerves.
    Honestly I just don't like it.
     
  18. jafar custom title

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    You can disable it, but then you might get viruses. I actually don't mind it, since it doesn't happen often.
     
  19. Misty gimme kiss

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    It always happens when I try to install something. D:

    Oh yeah, and I set it so that my computer has a little message that says "Hey sexy" whenever my computer turns on, and now I can't remember how to turn it off.
     
  20. jafar custom title

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    I don't install stuff all that often, so I don't give a damn about it. But, it does pop-up with asking if I want to run this thing from a company I never heard of, so I know it's protecting my computer. If it was off, it would automatically run it and then virus infection.

    And the "Hey sexy" thing is your fault, not Vistas. I would suggest looking it up in the manual or some sort of help guide in the computer or ask on the internet.

    I don't exactly like Vista because, although it does a better job of organizing and gives it a sleeker look, it just isn't that big of a leap from XP. And it's quite sad because it took around 7 years to make.