You know when someone's asleep, and they start talking?

It is so fun to talk back to them!
Here's a conversation I had with my friend while he was asleep.

ME:"Hey honey, you awake?"
HIM: "I think so... cut the blue cord."
ME: "Okay, anything you want to tell me?"
HIM: "I love someone..."
ME: "Who?"
HIM: "My boyfriend Daniel..."
ME: "Daniel Radcliffe?"
HIM: "Nooo, he's hot..."
ME: "Are you going to marry Daniel?"
HIM: "I won't..."
ME: "Oh, so who will you marry?"
HIM: "Christine..."
ME: "Who's Christine?"
HIM: "you know Christine..."
ME: "Do I?"
HIM: "I live in a bucket."

God, I love this guy... xD

 

LOL! I too once made a bucket my home, but then it got a hole in.

( cybercookie for wanyone who gets the reference)

 

I talk in my sleep, and once I let my sister borrow my car, even though I needed it for when I woke up :(

 

I once yelled "EMMA!" (my sister's name) really loudly, both my parents and my sister came running in to see what the problem was but I was asleep, didn't even wake myself up.

 

My friend Joe spent the night at my house and when he was sleep he said really loud, "I'LL HAVE SOME OF THAT" Then he started making Gorilla noises, then I made a racist joke when he woke up because he's black. He laughed.

 

...I need to find a friend who talks in their sleep. ._.

 

There's a hole in me bucket, dear Enzy, dear Enzy... :P

Damn! Did you get the car back?

 

*gives cybercookie* Wooo! But let's not sing that as it'll attract singalong idiots :lolface:

 

My friend once said The Raven by Edgar Poe in his sleep.

 

My mother says I talk within my sleep, I don't believe her. But then again I sometimes pull my knees up ad cross my legs when Im sleeping.
Your friend is smart in their sleep, I wouldn't want to marry Daniel Radcliffe either.

 

I once woke myself up by screaming.

 

Same here bro!

 

A friend of mine once said something in his sleep along the lines of,
"Give me the damn cracker, I'm winning this race."
Followed by,
"Get me out of this hole, I don't have your mustard."
We responded by telling him to shut up. He replied,
"Don't be jealous, *random muttering*"

It was interesting.

 

Don't be jealous of him earning crackers by winning races.

 

Lolololo great thread, Daxa stayed over in my house a couple of years back and she was saying the most randomest things ever and I had a hilarious conversation..then she wouldn't shut up so I had to tell her she was on a library xD sooo funny because it worked

Then I while back I started shouting in my sleep "I DON'T WANT A FRIED EGG!!"
It was so freaky..:S

 

My sister talks while asleep, but I can't understand almost anything.

She once said "Go away, the chocolate is mine". That same night, she yelled "THE CHOCOLATE, NOT THE PUPPIES!"

Oh how I laughed.

 

That wasnt funny D:
You told me the cat lady was after me!!!!
But yes,apperently I do talk and sing in my sleep xD

 

Your friend is awesome. Seriously awesome. And possibly very smart.

Why not? xD

He was obviously dreaming that he was in a cracker relay race and won, then got pushed into a hole for stealing mustard and then... something else. Maybe eating a cookie. *noms cookie Izzy gave to me*