You know, i am...

I always seem okay when people guess my age wrong (Damn you genetics! DAMN YOU!), but on the inside there's a sycopath wanting to kill everyone who gets it wrong. But that's just me right? :lolface:

 

Just you and every elderly woman that's ever hit menopause, anyway O_o

I am.....one sober alcoholic right now :/gasp:

 

HEY!
Should 'sober' and 'alcoholic' even be used in the same sentence?

 

Only on a bad day :B(:

Actually, wait a second, no.......no it should'nt! o_o

I'll get to work on that.

 

Just remember

Spoiler

puke IN the toilet, NOT around the toilet

and you'll be fine

Well, theres my 1st tip of the new day :D

 

I don't need to be told how to be a good alcoholic >_>

I'm the motherf***in' Pirate King! D:<

 

I am very easy to fall in love with. But I am also uncaring so the feelings always go to waste.

 

With the mouth of one apparently :nonono:

Fisrt thing, is this considered an oxymoron?
Second, are you a little bi-polar? lol

 

because i was reading homestuck and having a shower and now i have to clean my room and i haven't slept in almost 24 hours and im tired but i cant sleep and i need to stop reading homestuck because im still typing like karkat and i need to stop typing like kar-****ing-kat

 

Yeaaaaah, I get that a lot.

Dude, tomorrow's another day O__o

 

So you're like a black hole of love? That's AWESOME!

 

I am probably one of the most overly cautious people ever.

And yet I still manage to mess up a lot. .______.

 

khv is still running, so we're good.

 

I am behind the PSN crisis.

 

Now that's just absurd.

 

I am a complete daydream and unaware about anything going on around me.

 

But my friends and I do. Believe me, I didn't mean any of you guys. *rolls eyes*

 

I am completely obsesed with fire

 

I am.....not a morning person --__--

 

I have a horrible phobia of jellyfish and I'm scared of spiders all because of one dream I once had.

I am probably one of the most anxious people you'll meet.