You have 9 months to live...

You would be a dead pregnant woman because you actually are pregnant for more that 9 months D:

 

NO.
No. More. Stickies.
:/8D:

 

Is that what that is?

 

...No you're not.

 

PLEASE NO.

PLEASEx

 

Heeeey, I type like I talk too.
And yet, I don't shorten things.

For the record my original "pay to stop talking like this" comment was mainly because I glaced at your post and saw it littered with profanity and capitalizations.

Hence, e-thug.
And goddamn I don't want to deal with another one.

 

I have no need to show yelling through anything except complete sentences in caps lock, therefore only putting parts in caps lock is inaccurate grammatically. You are only meant to put slurs into a literary piece when there is dialogue, therefore that is also inaccurate. I type fast as well, but I have a nifty little device called a backspace key. And while it is true that I do not know you, literacy is a very wide window into the depth of somebody's intelligence. I have nothing against you, it's just that this is really fun. But other than that,

F-

SEE ME AFTER SCHOOLa

 

May I assist with corporal punishment if pupil fails to achieve?

 

It can be whatever you want it to be.
Except I have to approve it first :v

 

Do you mean can you help rape her?

 

Sure is E-Thug in here.

 

DLIVERY

xx .

 

This is going to be fun to watch. Bl

 

I'MMA ****IN' BREAK YO FACE SON
COME HERE YOU ****ER SO I CAN **** YOUR ***** *****
**** YOUR MOTHER ******* DINOSAURS MOTHER****ER

****

I WILL CUT YOUa

 

As long as you took care of me.

I'd be premature.

 

fok u nb00!!!!11!1!1:(:(

 

I love you.

 

Hahahaah... In that case, I'm sorry for the cursing. I never actually curse in person (It's horrible). But online it doesn't seem so bad. I didn't think anything of it. :]

As for you... Once again, I love the fact that you imply I'm not smart... b/c I'm to lazy to type words out COMPLETELY, or put a whole damn sentence in caps... I'm actually (saying once again) REALLY smart. But you have every right to believe whatever you want, I guess. and the fact that you really have to nag me on this, shows that you're pathetic. Of course, I will gladly defend myself. :]

 

you didn't even spell noob right ass squeezer. xD

I am running out of names.

 

I like that one. ;D

I'm going to using that one now.
"Hey you, Ass Squeezer!" :lolface: