You have 9 months to live...

...and unlimited money.



What the hell would you do? D:

 

Make Death sell-out to me.

Everyone can be bought.

EVERYONE.

 

Get prego.

:lolface:

 

^What he said

and then I'd buy pretty much everything else

 

Blow up the world.

 

Gather every member from the spazspamzone and throw a big biiig party.

 

Travel the world. :3 And if it's unlimited money donate as much as the needy needed, and then some more. Until it was no longer worth anything I suppose.

 

Oh FFFFF-

That's the best one ever.

Like EVER. :lolface:

 

Nuke the planet.

**** you guys, if I'm going out I'm taking you all with me.

 

Infinite cash for 9 months? A lucky taxi driver just became the most powerful man in the world. Injecting a few trillion into the economy via taxi driver would be so worth it.

 

Find EVERYBODY on khv and have a huge ass party in some mountain range somewhere where nobody can hear the screams party and get annoyed by it.

 

I would buy Disney so I could kick Miley's ass off my television.



































See,I could make a difference to the world.
Better entertainment for years to come.

 

That is going in my siggy^^ You are now my new god. (Well I skipped a religion test today, so that kinda works)

Hm...what would i do with unlimited money, see the world, go to Rome, and shop for the whole damn 9 months!!!

 

I would.... Go sky diving, jump off a bridge, climb the height mountain, fight a killer whale. THEN i would go seal clubbing (it's an actual sport when you beat the crap out of baby seals). After that, I would find Miley (after she gets her ass kicked off of disney... and kill her, after sticking a pole up her ass and making her listen to every STUPID ****in' thing she has EVER said!

Then I could die peacfully! But I'm taking ALL of the cockroaches with me.... There is no way a fricken' bug is out living me!! <-- (ALMIGHY GOD OF URANUS)

 

I'd pay people to not talk like this.

 

They'd do it anyway.

Make it punishable by death.

 

Fuck as many women as i could on the first day. Their babies would be born on the day i died. All of them would be named after me.

Suddenly, Nicholas.

Thousands of them.

 

Learn english.It's a great first and secondary language.

 

Stay sickly and dying in my bed, as the doctor would be an ass and force me too.

My children would inherit my money.

Oh wait, I don't have children.

****.

 

I will be your child and inherit all your money care for you :3