YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT

PROMOTING KROWLEY TO MOD WAS A BAD IDEA
THINK OF ALL THE APOCALYPTIC THINGS THAT ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN
YOU'VE DESTROYED US ALL

 

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW MY STRUGGLLLLLLLLE!

 

Wasn't he already on the news team so didn't he already have power anyway?

 

ahahahahaha good one.

 

More than you know... the horrors.

 

Yeah, he had moderation power solely in the News Section(s), amongst some other things (access to the social media sites and so on). Now that he is a cherry, he's taken on some other sections in addition to the previous stuff.

 

The blood of millions already stains his name in the first week. That is how you can tell he is a very productive staff member.

 

What sections might those be?

 

All your section are belong to Krowley!

 

Some things are best left as a mystery. The truth is too terrifying and might just make your eyes explode.

 

He killed my shame and mothered my father.

 

his first act was to smack me, somebody ban him

 

This is Ben. He's a old Joe that lived around here for a long time. And I do mean a long damn time. Well Ben here took care of my daddy and my daddy's daddy, till he up and keeled over one day. Old Ben took care of me. Growing up the son of a huge plantation owner in Mississippi puts a white man in contact with a whole lot of black faces. I spent my whole life here right here in Candyland, surrounded by black faces. And seeing them every day, day in day out, I only had one question. Why don't they kill us? Now right out there on that porch three times a week for fifty years, old Ben here would shave my daddy with a straight razor. Now if I was old Ben, I would have cut my daddy's goddamn throat, and it wouldn't have taken me no fifty years to do it neither. But he never did. Why not? You see, the science of analogy is crucial to understanding the separation about two species. In the skull of the African here, the area associated with submissiveness is larger than any human or other sub-human species on planet Earth. If you examine this piece of skull here, you'll notice three distinct dimples. Here, here and here. Now if I was holding a skull of a... of an Isaac Newton or Galileo, these three dimples would be in the area of the skull most associated with creativity. But this is the skull of old Ben, and in the skull of old Ben unburdened by genes, these three dimples exist in the area of the skull most associated with servility. Now bright boy, I will admit you are pretty clever. But if I took this hammer here and I bashed it in your skull, you would have the same three dimples in the same place as old Ben. Hey! Now lay your palms flat on the table top! If you lift those palms off that turtle shell table top, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose with both barrels of that sawed off! There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe!

 

wow you're rude
to the dungeon with you

 

But krowley does.
SEND ME TO THE DUNGEON I LIKE IT KINKY!

 

No this is

 

I got your back, @Ryuko Matoi

Ps: I'm upupupu-ing at the stupid implication