You gotta love the cheek of this guy

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in

the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the Chesterfield

enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to

Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward

type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I

explained to him that I was conducting some very important

business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a

quick "Hello, Dean" at me while I was with my client.

He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a
tap on my shoulder.

It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

He said "Hi Dean, what's happening?"

To which I replied "Piss off Gates, I'm in a meeting."