YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, GAY THOUGHTS

Just sharing a personal anecdote: When I was in third grade, I thought that I was gay. Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight.

 

Return to us once you've experienced a raunchy incestuous dream.

 

I wouldn't say it was raunchy, but it's happened.

 

http://www.thisman.org

 

Aw, it has happened to me as well. Pretty odd.

But allow me to outdo you. I once had a dream one of the stray cats who frequents my humble abode was also my lover. She was a shape-shifter. Now, what could you possibly concoct that would beat bestial lesbian dreams in terms of weirdness?

 

Once I had a dream I was dating a nice young boy named Alton Brown, being all kissy/cute on a train. Thankfully he looked nothing like the real Alton Brown (whom I loathe), but I still can't hear that name without having flashbacks...

 

That sounds like a hentai.

 

Pretty close, but not exactly.

 

Nigga it ain't gay to wanna look good, that's called having some class

Hmm yeah uh huh interesting

/opens Story Ideas.rtf

 

I had one of my mom's cat...but she wasn't a shape-shifter...just a cat.

 

I think I read copypasta like that on /v/ once

 

Does autocest count?

 

Were you the only one with standards low enough to fuck you?

 

Are you kidding? I'm an ugly butt face. My standards are way too high for that. It was a female me from an alternate universe where our ugly is their loin burningly hot.

 

Misty's first wet dream, everybody. A woman never forgets her first, amirite?