You are the president of KHV

Every link sends you to a random page on the forum

 

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Wait this is a KH fansite? Seriously, more posts about Persona and one Piece then that mediocre games series!

 

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*Prime Minister thanks very much

And I would make everything purple. EVERYTHING! Purple and sparkly, just like an amethyst :P and Amaury would be my personal assistant, and he would stalk everyone! I would unban everyone and wreak havok on the place. Every like and link would send you to a flashing purple webpage telling you how awesome I am.
Safe to say if I were president of khv...we would all be fuuuuucked

 

You all do know if I took over KHV, The Site would be dead in less than a few seconds tops.

 

Hero of Time has been Banned. He cannot reply.

 

Replace everything with 'Blitzball' Everything is going to be bliztball related.

 

Add screws to everything.

 

Make a new rank called "Idiots" and promote random people to said rank.
Their name would be brown and they would have the usertitle "Idiot" with no way to change it.

 

if i was trying to make you guys mad i would give the site a white skin and disable everything else

bad to the bone

 

I can deal with white. It's the pink that hurts.

 

Well, let's see, I'm sure I can think of a few things I'd do. I did give this a ...little bit of thought really. And I do mean to create the perfect system forum.



Let's begin:

• Not typing properly gets you a warning. Three strikes and you are banned. [This also includes abusing text size, italics, bold.]
• Comic Sans, even using it ironically, will not be tolerated.
• Discussion will be renamed as Intelligent Discussion. We're not a bunch of savages here. Should be able to have an Intelligent discussion while being civil.
• The forum skin will be as dark as my soul heart ...my preference in chocolate.
• Talking back to me earns you a ban. No questions asked.
• Outdated memes will not be tolerated. This includes but is not limited to: Over 9000, Chuck Norris jokes, The Cake is a Lie, They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard, etc.
• Banned members can still appeal once a year. I'm not a monster. They will read a book of my choosing and then send me a report based on that book. APA Format. Double Space 12pt font. Times New Roman or Arial.
• Becoming staff requires you to complete a rigorous cognitive gauntlet. And then being hand selected by me based on your test results. Because it's for science.

Okay, I think that's enough.
And I wonder why I haven't made staff yet.

 

I'd mutiny to put you in power.

 

She'd then probably ban you for misconduct towards staff.

 

• change misty's name to "assie"
• ban kites
• make kitty forum helper overlord
• mandatory plums skin
• booty section

Basically my plans for whenever I overthrow the Admins. 8)

 

Every member and guest now has access to Admin CP.

You are now aware of your tongue.

 

Go to the corner and think about what you've done.
Just remember you need to blink.

 

site goes back to vbulletin
actual most evil mwahahahaha