You are the little girl

If P is wrong the world is wrong.

 

Yes. >_> The guy's only human, man.

 

I thought he was a robot.

 

Well fine. He's a pikachu.

 

You look him straight in the eyes
"Tell me...Why did you do that to me?"
Akanji simply smirks
"Why? Why not?"
"What do you mean?"
"What I mean is that as you can see I'm rich for absolutely no reason. I don't work and my parents spoil the hell out of me. I have the perfect life, something that very few people on this little planet have. So I'm just enjoying it to it's absolute fullest. You know what I was thinking before I was gonna violate you? I thought to myself..."
Akanji walks up closer to you and grabs your hand
"Boy am I lucky to be able to do this to such a cute girl, I truly feel sorry for those that will never have this opportunity in life"
He holds your hand tighter
"You see? It would be rude of me to NOT use every advantage in this world that I have to it's absolute fullest."
He grabs your other hand
"So Kuma, won't you let me use this advantage to it's absolute fullest?"

[] Accept
[] Refuse
Important decision /khv/
One may lead to your demise
One may not
Or maybe neither will?
Perhaps I'm just bullshitting you?
Or perhaps I'm not.

 

[] Accept
Because he was nice about it this time.

 

Refuse. We're not a whore. Plus we were originally a guy.

 

Accept, but save to state 2.

 

Alt + s slot 2
Refuse

 

Why? What's in Slot 2?
Edit: Oh, wait. Never mind. I thought you were refusing the save.

 

I have to go with refuse.


Akanji = Card Carrying Villain

 

Save slate 2(alt + s) unless we got a empty slot somewhere.
And I'm going to go with refuse. I don't think he'll do anything with jeeves there, but who knows. atleast were saving.

 

> accept.
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You accept Akanji's request
Akanji smirks and pulls you into his mansion.
"Now Kuma. Let me show you something. Something unbelievable"
Akanji quickly pulls a knife from his pocket. You don't know how but you managed to react in time and break free of his grip and back away
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" you yelled
INTENSE SPOILERS

Spoiler

"Simply liberating you from this world Kumatora, OR SHOULD I SAY! KUMA BELMONT!"
Your identity has been exposed, the truth that you are actually a descendant of the famous Simon Belmont has been revealed.
You take out your whip and throw a glass of holy water onto Akanji
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-"
Suddenly, the guise of Akanji is burned off to reveal Dracula himself
"DIE MONSTER! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD!"
"Foolish Kuma, do you really think that you can beat moi? Come, your death will be sweeter then moist melted fudge creeping on my back"
Dracula fires a beam of energy from his hands but you manage to dodge it
"There's no tastebuds on your back you dumbass. Why the **** would you put fudge there?"
You strike him with your whip more times one could possibly count, but not a single scratch is on him
Is it impossible?
Is Dracula truly immortal?
Well seeing as how this is like his 6th time coming back, yes I guess he is pretty immortal.
Is all hope truly loss?
Suddenly, you fall into a deep sleep. In your dreams you meet the man himself
John Cena!
"KUMA! You can't give up, ya gotta remember what I taught you. All the things that I taught you. Everything that we sat through"
"What like Battle LA? Because that wasn't as bad as people s-"
"No you ******. The THINGS man, the THINGS that I taught you"
You wonder what he could be talking about. But then you remembered all the things you've been through with John Cena, the training to become a vampire killer, the triumphs, the failures. Everything can be seen so clearly.
"YES! I remember now, all of our training, all of our triumphs, all of our fa-"
"ARE YOU HONESTLY ******ED OR SOMETHING!? Look, remember how we found out that there was some sort of hidden prize at the bottom of a Cookie Crisp cereal box?"
Your memory is jerked
"Oh yeah, we went through like....67 boxes just to get that thing"


John Cena smiles and looks up
"Yeah, it was 2 friendship rings. And that's what's gonna help you beat this son of a *****. Now take your out"
"I don't have it"
"WHY NOT!?"
"I put it on my penis. I wanted to see if it was true that if you put a ring on your penis, then you can't *** and when you do ***, the orgasm will be awesome"
"WELL TAKE IT OFF YOUR PENIS!"
"Oh yeah I'll get right on that. Lemme just drop my pants and snug it off my pe- OH WAIT! I DON'T HAVE A PENIS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN A GIRL FOR THE LAST ****ING TWO DAYS!"
"Aw ****. So then how we gonna beat Dracula?"
"With my extensive training?"
"Balls no"
The two of you stood there and thought for a while how you're gonna beat Dracula
"Oh hey, aren't you like sleeping right now"
"Oh yeah, oh man the things that sicko might be doing to me right now"
"Look on the bright side, maybe you'll have vampire babies and he'll be like Blade. Except ten times better"
"Yeah but Blades black"
"Like I said, ten times better"
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
HOW WILL KUMA DEFEAT DRACULA!?
WILL JOHN CENA DO ANYTHING AWESOME!?
**** YEAH HE WILL!
WILL I EVER CONTINUE THIS STORY
BALLS NO!

Spoiler

Nah I'm kidding. Keep on voting

 

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Where was I, where was I? Oh, yes. Accept. Jesus Christ, that post had me gaping, my expression screwed.

 

I shat bricks with that last post kneesocks

 

That was awesomen Kneesocks!

I'm kinda hoping that the refuse option leads up to us leading our friends to Akanji's house, kill him and his family and... any one inside, then some random guy comes in and we have this conversation:

[video=youtube;YLET3qjNL8k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLET3qjNL8k[/video]

 

Lols? And I totally didn't take any of that last post of yours, Jube, seriously. A plastic ring? XD Haa....

 

I wanna see how risqué this will get. Accept, damn it!

 

Seeing how accepting is winning accept