You are the little girl

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  1. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Molotov kitten anyone?
     
  2. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  3. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    ^^ Skip to 0:21 and watch and listen :P
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    My hero. Truly.
     
  5. XIII-roxas Destiny Islands Resident

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    I prefer puppys, but kay. *Throws*
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  6. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    "Yes...I am"
    ....
    A sudden moment of silence fell upon the room
    Followed by a loud 'WHAAAAT!?" from everyone but Saya
    "So...so....the girl you were trying to impress by not wearing any pa-...oh geez" Rita seems all forms of confused
    "Wh-why didn't you ever tell us?" Emi asks, "I mean, we wouldn't judge you or anything"
    "Well, I would of course." Saya takes her arm off your neck "Who would of thought that Kuma here was gay all along. Actually when I think about it, I'm not that surprised."
    Saya stands up and starts pacing herself around the room.
    "Anyway, if you wanna know more about your little girlfriend then you're in luck. She lives next door to me, I think she lives alone. Heard her family works overseas a lot. I never hear one peep out of her house, hell I barely see any lights on. Pretty grim if you ask me. And as you all already know she has a few weird tendencies aka asking a girl out when she clearly has a boyfriend. Other then that though she's a pretty silent girl. I would be too if I lived alone and just happened to be gay."
    Saya looks at you in a condescending way
    "No offense"
    "None taken" you reply
    You now know where Hazuki lives

    As all of you gossip and whatnot, the day starts to get late. You realize that these girls have been here since school lunchtime
    "Did you guys skip to be with me?"
    Saya laughs
    "Don't flatter yourself Kuma. Afternoon classes were cancelled because we had to set up the cultural day festival. We decided that was a bore and came here instead. Ya know our class is doing a maid cafe (This is as cliche as it gets), if you're feeling better after your incident or wanna impress your girlfriend then I suggest you come to school tomorrow.
    You wonder if you should go to school tomorrow

    The girls leave except for Rita. You felt that it was time to make your departure
    to.....

    [] Home
    [] Hazuki's House
    [] Akanji's Mansion
     
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    • Akanji's Mansion
     
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    Home. Savestate 1? Well all right then. Finally we can get rid of that potential rape scenario.
     
  10. bluekingboy Destiny Islands Resident

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    This one!!!!!
     
  11. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I'm going to have to go with Home on this one. BTW, how the bleedin' hell do we know where Akanji lives?
     
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    I think our buddy's bro told us. And more support for going home is so we can prepare for reconnaissance.
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Reconnaissance? Hmmm.

    *bleep! Bleep!

    Solid Kuma: This guy kinda gives me the creeps.

    Colonel Shironai: That's Akanji, Kuma. His last girlfriend disappeared, but he really made his name when he tried to rape you. Watch out for Akanji's hands. It's not just damage you take from them.

    Solid Kuma: What do you mean, Colonel?

    Colonel Shironai: Akanji doesn't wear gloves. He likes his hands free, so they're really cold. So try not to let him grope you. Once you do, you will shiver a lot.

    Solid Kuma: ....That's a scary thought.

    Colonel Shironai: He also attacks by raping. He can rape to fly around too.

    Solid Kuma: By raping? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

    Colonel Shironai: Sadly, no. I am not kidding.

    Metal Gear Solid: You Are the Little Girl
     
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    This.
    This is what this thread WILL BE.
     
  15. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Go home. That way we can prepare for the lesbian ending.
     
  16. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Tie between Home and Mansion.
     
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    Akanji's Mansion.
     
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    Fine. I change my vote from home to Akanji's mansion.
     
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    Akanji's Mansion. Revenge FTW.
     
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