You are the final boss

The hero and his party have made it past your 4 generals and are standing in front of you right now.
What is your pre battle quote?

 

One of these things is not like the others.
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Can you tell me which thing is not like the others
before i finish my- it's *insert main character name* because they suck at everything.

 

Attack my weak point for massive damage.

 

You're pretty good!

 

I am the very model of a modern major boss battle

 

"I want to know what it is that drives you, so I shall take ALL OF YOUR INSIDES OUT!"

 

More than likely it'd be "****" because you just said hero, signifying I'm the bad guy. And the bad guys normally always lose, except for in Macbeth.

And before you go "proving me wrong" with witty quotes or pictures, I did say normally always which signifies an occasional misfire.

 

There's no need to kill me. I'll just keep respawning...

 

"Even if you beat me, there will still be more sequels to look forward to in my return."

 

"I'm Xehanort" and then laugh as they realize hiw many times they'll have to fight me.

 

"You may best me here but I shall see you in the sequel"

 

"I AM. THROUGH THE POWER OF MY SHEER FORCE OF WILL, I HAVE COME. THOUGH MY FEET SHALL WALK UPON THIS BASE EARTH, I HAVE COME. I AM SECOND TO NO ONE. NOTHING LIKE ME HAS EVER EXISTED BEFORE, NOR WILL EVER BE AGAIN. YOU HAVE EXISTED SO FAR AT MY PLEASURE AND PATIENCE, AND THAT, AS SHALL YOUR WORKS OF HEROICS, SHALL NOW COME TO AN END. I AM THE GREATEST OF THE BOSSES, MOUNTAIN OF THEIR STRENGTH. ARMIES FALL UPON MY PASSING. SONGS ARE SUNG OF WHAT IS LEFT IN MY WAKE. I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION. LORD OF AWESOME. I AM BURNITUP. I AM HERE. FACE ME IF YOU DARE!! ...Or get me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry."

 

i sell propane and propane accessories.

 

If I win, I get to lick you. All over.​

 

"Prepare your anus," the malevolent Prince Saximus says with a grin as she whips out her most secret weapon. A mighty sword known far and wide by one name . . .

The Strap On.​

 

"I am the final boss."

 

'Only after watching all the End Credits can you see the Secret Ending'

 

"I am the Cloud of Twilight!"

 

...... *attacks* (This is filler)

 

Winner.