You are now taking the place of the main character in the last game you played

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  1. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Spoiler with spoilery device.

    Frollo
     
  2. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Let's see...

    So, my best friend and her bird got sucked into a tornado taking them below the clouds where this guy named Demon Lord Ghirahim wants her so he can use her soul to revive his master, the Demon King Demise. She got saved by a Sheikah and taken to the past before Ghirahim could get her. The news of that just filled my heart with rainbows :D. But if that wasn't bad enough, I have to go through like nine dungeons, learn songs on a harp, fly on a red bird, and all I have to save her with is a pencil, a Wii Remote, a Nunchuk attatchment for the remote, and my wallet.

    Goodbye everyone, nice knowing you :'(
     
  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Gah, that is so inaccurate! The greatest era of Japanese history didn't have laptops! What is TV teaching you?
     
  4. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    I'm in a school for people with disabilities. So I guess I have a heart problem. :\
     
  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I truly must finish that. It touches my heart every time.
     
  6. jafar custom title

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    somebody didn't read the thread.

    also, katawa shoujo isn't a game.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    Only finished Rin route then stopped. Emi kept trying to kill me. Shizu kept trying to keep me away from the delicious drills. Lily made me feel like a slob. Hanako kept running away.
     
  8. jafar custom title

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    Rin's was the worst route. Actually, no. Shizune's was. RIn's was still pretty bad though.
     
  9. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Well that is because the true ending is Kenji.
    The feminist conspiracy, miss. It is everywhere.
     
  10. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    We can't speak anymore. I'm sorry.

    I don't count any route where you don't get to first base.
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I am armed with a laptop and minimal clothing in World of Goo.

    I'll be alright.
     
  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I would be Asura with my wireless keyboard against the Seven Dieties.

    **** that.
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    *is comments on Katawa Shoujo* My god, what have I done.

    No, I did. Just didn't think tweezers were very note worthy.

    VNs count as games.
     
  14. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Whoops, I'm an idiot, Asura's Wrath was not the last game I played.

    So I would be professor explorer Lemeza in the ruins of La-Mulana with my keyboard.

    S'all going down now.
     
  15. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    >Last played FF: Anniversary
    >Closest thing I have to a weapon is a water bottle

    I'm going to have to find a Mage....
     
  16. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    I've got my house keys. Close enough to a key blade right? Ooh! It has a rose keychain on it and everything. I'm good. Well except that I'm nowhere near agile enough for all that flowmotion crap.
     
  17. jackdaniel0 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Have at thee, Sonic the hedgehog, by the powers of my glasses and ice cream cone!
     
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  19. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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  20. Kites Chaser

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    okay im commander shepard with a knife i used for dinner at least i'm set for melee skills???????