You are now MACHAZO

Discussion in 'The Playground' started by Te Deum, Jan 16, 2012.

  1. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But alas, there are different ways to sleep.


    Sleep while half conscious (also known as sleep walking).

    Sleep with your eyes open.

    Sleep FOREVER.

    KH sleep.
     
  2. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Do more nothing. The void is your bitch.
     
  3. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ......


    I pass my narrating powers onto you.
     
  4. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Booyah!

    You decide that you're gonna make some more SWEET LOVE to that Void of yours, but the Void complains of headaches. It's clearly lying to you, but you're just not gonna get anymore tonight, so you might as well go to sleep.

    Dream of what?
    A) Void
    B) The end of humanity
    C) This thread (Voidception!)
    D) ALL AT ONCE
     
  5. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    D.

    Those "all of the above" answers are too tempting.
     
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    D. It has a higher chance of him consuming himself and the Void, with will both consume himself and the Void, which will then etc., etc.

    We must create Neo Machazo.
     
  7. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    WHOA THIS DREAM IS CRAZY.
    As you sleep all you dream of is people being destroyed by sudden blast of PURE VOID raining down on them, as well people declaring Tequila and DarkTraitor as psychics for knowing it would happen!
    And yet, this dream is just pure awesome!
    But it gets cut off when you wake up. Fuck.
    Ah well, what will you have for breakfast today?!

    A) VOIDFLAKES
    B) WHOEVER TALKS TO YOU FIRST
    C) THE KITCHEN
    D) YOUR HOUSE
     
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  9. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    You are one hungry motherf-er today, so why the hell not?
    You instantly swallow your house whole, with the help of VOID.
    You are now homeless, but you DON'T GIVE A DAMN. THE VOID IS YOUR HOME NOW.
    You're wondering what to do next.

    A) Kill yourself and this thread.
    B) Go on KHV with your laptop that somehow survived.
    C) VOID
    D) Visit Tequila.
     
  10. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    d .
     
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    Why isn't fapping an option.

    Okay fine, C.