You have just given SFORZATO a very silly dare. He seems a bit miffed. You giggle delightfully, and eagerly await the starting of the brand new game you commissioned him to do. What will you do in the meantime? A) Draw B) More Truth or Dare C) More giggling D) All of the above
A) Draw. Most likely a picture of a very gender confused guy who frequents the forums. Preferably convince him people are after him first.
You decide to draw. Your stomach decides that is a stupid idea. You are now hungry. You wonder if STEAK & SHAKE is open. You try to tab away from KH-V to check their store hours online, but for some reason CTRL+T isn't working. Huh, weird... You try right click > new tab, and that doesn't work either. What's going on here? You try X'ing out altogether; maybe your browser needs a reboot. This, too, is impossible. Your computer is stuck on KH-V. All right, so maybe you need a break from the internet. You arise from your seat to get the phone and call Steak & Shake. ...Except you don't do that, because you can't get up from your chair. Ok, what the hell. Now what? A) Continue surfing KH-V B) Try to draw on an empty stomach C) Go to Help With Life and ask what to do when you're glued to your chair and KH-V won't go away *) Answer that VM you just got.
C) Go to Help With Life and ask what to do when you're glued to your chair and KH-V won't go away You did not mention a VM.
You are almost too curious about this VM to do anything else. It literally just popped up as you were someone else writing what you were contemplating doing next. (You don't even know what that means, but you have this distinct feeling that, whatever it means, it is sufficient to emphasize the immediacy of the received VM and to clarify such for confused parties.) You did not click on your Notifications, nor did you even refresh the page. It presented itself to you... as if it knew to do so. Nevertheless, you resist the temptation. You are a good girl, your mama taught you better. The computer shows an utter disregard for your mama. You try to click your way to the Discussion section, but somewhere along the line one of the pages that loads is your profile. You know for sure that you didn't click on it or anywhere near it, but there it is. There's practically no avoiding it now; by the time you've thought to hit Back, you've already seen your new VM. What is that creepoid up to now. ENTER TEXT: _ NOTE: For manual text entry, if there is no consensus on the precise sentence(s) to be typed, a nearest approximation of the majority sentiment will be used.
You're not sure if he knows about what's going on with your computer. But there's no way he could know about the chairOHGODWHATTHESHIT. You just looked down. You wish you hadn't. The floor beneath you is gone; it just empties off into nothing. Your walls are vanishing, too. After a few moments, all that remain are your desk, your chair, and your computer. Your chair wobbles and jerks, nearly dumping you out of it. It's as if it's struggling to hold itself up. You grip the chair arms tightly and push yourself back into the seat. You feel dizzy. Don't look down, you tell yourself, just don't look down. You bring your knees up to your chin and sit there for a moment, trying to regain your composure. When you turn your eyes on the computer again, another VM has appeared. Again, no refresh, no clicking. ...Ok. Now you're scared. He says nothing more for several minutes. Still hasn't told you what the game is. He seems to be awaiting your reaction. ENTER TEXT: _
