You are now a Pokémon Trainer

Sweet. Then I choose you, Snivy!

Oh, God, don't hurt me...

 

Squirtle! By the name of Taxi!

 

A healthy male Squirtle!
You've got your Pokédex and 5 Pokéballs from Oak, so what do you want to do? (Because you can totally skip the tall grass. Somehow.)

A heathly female Snivy!
You've also got your 'dex and 'balls, so where to?

A shiny male Taxi!
...wait, what?
'dex get, 'balls get, where do you want to go?

 

Wild lvl. 100 Electrode appears.

 

Shiny? Hell yes! Towards Viridian!

 

HOLY $%*# @!~&!!!

Um... Check it's level.

 

(Woops forgot to reply to this one)
Totodile used Leer! Scyther's defense fell!
Foe Scyther used Scratch!
Totodile: ||||||

Yes, it does.
Foe Electrode used Thunder!
iFuk fainted!

You reach Viridian City.
There's an old guy who wants to teach you to catch Pokémon. He looks like he hasn't moved in several years.
The Viridian Gym is actually open, surprisingly, but it'd be suicide to try to take on the eighth Gym Leader before the first.
There's also the usual patches of grass to the left of the city.

It's level... 40.
Foe Entei ran away!

Well, it was a legendary beast. It was always gonna do that.
Look again or move on?

 

Totodile, use Scratch and think of something witty for me to say!

 

Totodile used Scratch!
Scyther: |||||
Critical hit!

 

Ignore the man and walk into the grass on the left.

 

Soon Entei. Soon you shall be mine!

Keep looking for small Pokemon to defeat and therefore gain experience.

 

Encounter!


Wild Jynx appeared! (What?!)
I choose you, Squirtle!
Jynx: lvl 4 |||||
Squirtle: lvl 5 ||||||
Action?

Encounter!


Wild shiny Durant appeared! (haha, this RNG is a troll)
Go! Charmander!
Durant: lvl 5 |||||
Charmander: lvl 5 ||||||
Action?

 

Destination: Viridian City. Along the way I start leveling up my Pokemon. ​

 

Taxi used Tackle!

 

Ember. If unavailable, use whichever attack has the highest ATK. Continue this until either the Durant is no longer among the living or Charmander is almost dea- *ahem!* Defeated.

 

>Head off to Viridian

>Encounter and catch a lvl 3 Pidgey and a lvl 2 Rattata

Grinding time!

Also, a Kanto Torchic? I won't complain, but it's a bit odd...

 

hhhhmmmm........


i think i choose doduo

destination:
leveling pokemon in
route 1 - route 2

 

*ninja rolls out of the tall grass*

I choose you, Totodile!

 

Wild Jigglypuff appeared! (lvl 4)
dahgfiagiaeugh these battles are long.
The options are now "defeat", "catch" or "run". Because you're not going to lose to a level 4 thing anyway.

Noroz wants to use Tackle!
But DarkTraitor is feeling lazy!
Defeat, Catch, or Run?

You murdered a Durant. The police will be after you soon enough.
What do?

There are Scythers and Entei on Route 1 and you're concerned about the starters available?
None of the starters are found in the wild anyway. They're all obviously imported, so it's fine.
Besides, it's been years since Red and Blue. Oak had to expand to keep up with the times. Hence his jacket.
Yes, you've caught a Pidgey (lvl 3) and a Rattata (lvl 2).
You defeat some random Pokémon, and raise yourself up a couple of levels. (Unless you actually want to do the slow battle style?)

What
Who starts with Doduo?
That's just silly.
It has to be a fire, grass, or water starter from one of the games. Pikachu and Eevee are possible too, since you do start with them in one game each.

THERE ARE WILD POKÉMON IN THE TALL GRASS. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
A healthy female Totodile!
You've got your Pokédex and 5 Pokéballs, so where to?

 

Defeat, Catch, Run

Catch!