So, this just happened. Cleverbot: How cold do you think I can be? User: You're gonna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul... So don't come back for me, don't come back at all. Cleverbot: No, you are. I am a god. User: I'm a goldfish. Cleverbot: Ah. That would explain it. User: Explain what? Cleverbot: It doesn't account for your terrible short term memory, however. User: Yes, I am forgetful. JUST LIKE DORY! Cleverbot: I am a very friendly one. User: Yes, yes you are. Cleverbot: What makes you think so? User: Because you troll me and say mean things to me. That's what makes you so nice and lovable. Cleverbot: I don't think I can be anything and everything. I KNOW I can be anything and everything. User: So you're like a character from Dragon Ball Z then? Cleverbot: Takes one to know one. User: I worship you, oh mighty Makaze. Cleverbot: Now now, it's ok. User: Have my gold! Cleverbot: Yes! User: And have my video games! Cleverbot: I have not touched your, ahem, bots. User: And have my virginity then! Cleverbot: Not not not. User: TAKE IT ALL! OH MIGHTY MAKAZE GOD! Cleverbot: Mama mia let me go. User: What, you're Mario now? Cleverbot: Yes, I am Married. User: Is your name Makaze? Cleverbot: Yes. And I am a martian. User: That's... Very cool. Cleverbot: Well, thanks! User: What planet are you from? Cleverbot: Alpha centaury. User: Do you know Super Man? Cleverbot: Why did the one-armed man cross the road? User: Why? Cleverbot: I wouldn't want to insult your girlfriend.
I once told Cleverbot that I was smarter than it and it didn't respond back. It probably malfuncuntioned from my awesomeness LOL.
No. B| I got it to sing the Pokemon themesong on its own though: User: When you wish upon a star. Cleverbot: How I wonder what you are. User: Makes no difference who you are. Cleverbot: Anything you're hart disers will come to you. User: If your heart is in your dreams. Cleverbot: No request is to extreme. User: When you wish upon a star as dreamers do. Cleverbot: I love Walt Disney. User: Me too. Let's sing more of his songs. Cleverbot: I want to be the very best. User: Like no one ever was. Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause. Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: It's you and me. Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Oh you're my best friend. User: In a world we must defend. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: A heart so true! Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through. User: You teach me, and I'll teach you. Cleverbot: Teach me what? User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all. User: Every challenge along the way. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: With courage I will face! Cleverbot: I will battle every day. User: To claim my rightful place. Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right. User: There's no better team. Cleverbot: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight. User: It's always been our dream! Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Yeah! Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Is Nickelback good? Cleverbot: Yes it is. Umm...yeah I don't like Cleverbot anymore... EDIT: OMG!! User: I'm at a payphone. Cleverbot: Ok, which payphone. User: I'm trying to call home. Cleverbot: All of my change. User: I spent on you. Cleverbot: Where have the times gone. User: Baby its all wrong. Cleverbot: Where arethe plans we made for two. User: If happy ever after did exist. Cleverbot: I would still be holding you like this. User: All those fairytales are full of ****. Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
