So I was eating an apple, and I looked down, and there was a miniature version of the Crack in the Universe on it. Like, literally. It was the perfect shape, just really small. Then I looked away, completely forgot about it, and ate it. Whatcha think will happen to me after eating the Crack in the Universe? Am I in any danger of having the Pandorica open in my stomach? Because I am feeling a bit unwell now. Though of course, that might be because I just got over being sick for a week and have been eating non-stop all day. But yeah. Crack in the Universe in my apple.
It is returning in my stomach!? Guys, if Gallifrey's coming back literally through me, Earth is doomed. Somebody call the Doctor, I need something for this. Who knew I would eat the pocket of space in which the burning planet is stored? This is it for me, I think. I'm endangering the mission, I shouldn't have come.
Might I suggest hiding out in Trenzalore? I hear it's a great place for those with planets inside a pocket universe. Yeah, nothing bad can ever happen there whatsoever. No, no trouble there.
Hmm... Well, I have been wanting to get away from the pressures of life. A vacation might be in order. I could go camping in the fields of Trenzalore. Who says that Gallifrey has to return on Earth? And I'm still eating this apple.
^This. If you go there, make time to visit this great little town called Christmas. My family goes there every year for Thanksgiving.
As long as you don't eat the Doctor as well you should be fine, if he can't say his name then Galifrey will not return through you as they must find the right place.
