YO THIS IS WAY TMI SO I'M JUST GONNA SPOILER IT BUT

Spoiler: apparently

my roommate was really, really baffled when I told him I don't use my hands to fap

He now thinks I'm telekinetic

Is it really that hard to imagine how else one might do such a thing

 

I shall be the devil's advocate.

...how do you go about it?

 

Maybe he curls into a ball

 

Spoiler tag doesn't work given you can see the content by hovering over the page link.

 

I'm sat here pondering ways of how you could achieve this, Nova.

 

gpoy

Who even uses that except smart people

And who among the smart people wouldn't it delight me to gross out with something like that

omg can nO ONE FIGURE IT OUT

I AM THE MYSTERY OF THE WORLD *STARTS SINGING SA2 LYRICS*

 

maybe you mean that you don't touch yourself by using a sock, or maybe you use something like this: http://kotaku.com/5103900/erotic-game-makes-next+gen-hands-free-a-scary-reality ?

 

^this

You're either rubbing yourself against something or you're humping something. Or your roommate is right and you're ****ing telekinetic.

 

You forgot force of will.

 

It's not that hard to imagine how he might do it, guys. You're all just being too simple about it.

He obviously uses a rube-goldberg machine to occupy his time until he feels like it and then BAM! Thirty seconds 'til pleasure town.

 

He's obviously using a doll

 

Guys, he said his hands. He obviously uses his friend's hands while he sleeps.

 

No one else thinking Fleshlight?

 

Jackpot ?

 

hmmm that was my first guess. Highly possible though.

 

I don't know what be more skeptical of, the fact that you all are having a discussing how he masturbates or the fact that no rainbowfag has showed up to reprimand everyone.

 

something with a pillow​

 

Wait guys
I've got it
He gets off to people having in depth discussions about his fapping methods