Yo momma jokes! Have you got what it takes? Competion time!!!

Well I'll do a politics poll next time Duckie :-P

Freedom of Speech. Party poopers!!!!

I don't care! I'm new here and have barely seen any 'ur mom' threads so why I can't I have my fun too??? If people are gonna sulk or get offended it's there own problem this thread came with a warning

 

why can't he believe my momma's fat?

 

I got one word for you all.


FUXKING WAl\lKERZ

 

and that is??

 

Ah shut it sourpuss!!! Come and crack a joke, ya know ya wanna ^^

THAT WAS 2 WORDS!!!

 

pwned.

yo momma's so fat when she fell on a rainbow skittles came out...ha ha..ha?



IM JUST KIDDING!!everyone knows you cant fall on a rainbow..adurr..

 

No.

I was so pissed off from Someone taking the piss outta my mum that I nearly got banned from a forum.

And I lost the right to PM

EDIT: NOPE THEY JUST DECIDED TO BAN ME FOR IT >__>


EDIT EDIT: That would be a perma ban T_T

(HATE YOU CHRISTHOR)

 

Yo momma is so fat.

Shes fat.

 

Really??!
That sucks....

 

Sorry I lol'd.

 

Yo momma so fat, she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, she found the end of space.

Yo momma so fat, zero gravity has nothing on her.

 

:roll:

best one so far!!

 

Hehe you're English too

Awwww, don't let it get to ya, no one is talking about YOUR mum in particular it's just a very general thing that's why I ask for people not to get so offended :-(

Try a 'Yo Papa' joke instead XD