Yo momma jokes! Have you got what it takes? Competion time!!!

PRE-WARNING: THIS IS JUST A BIT OF FUN TO BE TAKEN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK

OK I'm feeling so immature right now and inspired by the 'Your Mom' thread that I thought it would be cool if we had a joke thread to go with it.

Post your jokes here. The champion will be crowned next friday!!!

Here's a few to break the ice:

'Yo Momma so fat that when she had surgery she bled gravy!'
'Yo Momma so fat, not even God can lift her spirits!'
'Yo Momma so fat that she's half Scottish, half Irish and half American!'
'Yo Momma so large when you climb on top of him your ears pop!'
'Yo Momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout!'
'Yo Momma so damn fat her belt size is Equator!'
'Yo Momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised!'
'Yo Momma so hairy when you were born you got a carpet burn!'

ETC ETC

YO MOMMA!!!!

EDIT!!! VIP!!!: since peeps have been asking, the prize is for the best SINGLE joke, but put more than one up if you like! Winner announced on Friday the 7th Sept because I was in London yesterday just got back sorry peeps so make sure you check back here on Friday! See ya then ^^

 

Yo momma so fat that when her cell phone rings, people thinks she's backing up
Yo momma so dumb that she spent all afternoon saying am not to R2
Yo momma so fat that Jaba the Hutt said Daaaaaaaamn!

 

Yo mama so stupid she put make-up on her forehead ti make-up her mind!

 

yo moma so fat that it takes 10 peole to hug her.




im glad my thread inspired you XD

 

Yo momma so ugly when she and your dad made you he said "Pin you down on the wall. Stare while I pet mah ballz"



OHHHHHHHHHH DIS!

 

yo moma so stupid she studied for a drug test

 

GX's momma so stupid she couldn't take the lid off a jar.

 

le HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*slaps self for particpating in such an odd way to pass the time*

Yo momma's so poor she had to put a milkshake at McDonald's on lay-away.

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery.

Yo momma's so fat, the only difference between her and the Titanic is that the ship sunk, and yo momma floated.

 

'Yo momma so fat you have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side'
'Yo momma so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone'
'Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter a buger poped out of gorge washington's nose'
'Yo momma so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday'
'Yo momma so stupid she tryed to put M&M's in alpibetical order'
'Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept'
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks she's backing up'

im the champion at school!

 

Could ya' tell us what you mean by 'best' yo momma jokes? Like, how many we put up? How original they are? I'm curious now... Dammit, something else to keep my mind off of the pile of HW I gotta do..

 

Yo momma so stupid that she missed the 44 bus and so she took the 22 bus twice. Yeah it sucks, I know.

 

Yo momma is so fat that Naruto doesn't even believe it!








Lol delicious copypasta.

 

x_X... ROFL

 

XDDDDDDDDDD That really made me lol!!!!

 

who is the winner?

 

yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale she said oh my god thats my phone number!

yo momma so fat she irons her jeans on an intersection.

 

Oh right sorry yes for the best SINGLE joke but put as many up as you please ^_^ I just posted a load to get people in the mode.

I'm annoucing next Friday ;-)

So keep 'em coming!

 

These aren't funny anymore. They're immature.

 

This is fail...

But this makes it lawlz: http://kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=25001