Yo momma jokes Arena

Your mom is so dumb she asked if they had a brail sign at the drive through window

 

Yo momma's so fat when she rolls over shes on the other side of the planet.

 

your mommas so stupid that she tries to spell the alphabet with m&ms

 

Yo mommas so fat, if she walked any slower, shed be moving backwards

yo mommas so stupid, they ask her to go plug up the volcano that keeps erupting

yo mommas so stupid, she though square roots were vegetables.

yo mommas so fat, when ever she moves, the earth is clouded in dust for a million years

 

Yo momma so short she walks under doors

 

Yo Mamma's so fat...No, shes just fat

 

yo mommas so old, she was the one who killed the dinosuars

 

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

 

your mother is like a gun, just give her a cock and she blows.

 

Yo momma so old she had a family picture with Adam and Eve
Yo momma so ugly that Chuck Norris forfits a match
Yo Momma so fat when she takes a step the ground shakes
Yo Momma so ugly she makes Freddy and Jason wet their pants in fear

 

Yo momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Yo momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Yo momma's so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she opened up her leg and said, "Crabs".

Yo momma's so stinky she makes Right Guard go left.

 

Anybody else?

 

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so ugly Jabba the Hut said Damn!

Yo momma's so poor that I walked through her front door and was in the backyard.

Yo momma's so fat the only time she lost weight was when I threw a twinkie and she ran to get it.

Yo momma's so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.

 

<< *Police Tapes post*

 

What the hellz with the necro bumps lately???

 

Yo mommas like a fucking bowling ball.
you use her, stick your finger in her, throw her into the gutter, and she still comes back for more.

 

ohhh. Yo mama jokes eh? Well:

Yo mama so dumb, she artificially inseminated you just to tell 'yo mama' jokes to her grandchildren.

Yo mama is so fat, she fell through the ground and struck oil.

Not sure if they've been said or not, but anyway.

 

your mama is so stupid she thought this topic was about literture