Yo momma jokes Arena

Yo Momma so dumb she couldn't even figure out what's 2+2 is.

 

Yo momma so dumb she plays Rock Paper Scissors with herself in the mirror and loses.

 

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions

Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!

Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?"

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." ​

 

holy crap, i don't think anybody can top that...

 

Your momma's so old, when she was in school, she didn't have to take History.

Your momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died!

Your momma's so old her Social Security Number is 1.

Your momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

Your momma's so fat, she bought a BVD and by the time she got home it spelled 'Boulevard'.

Your momma's so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took 3 hours just to get an estimate.

*cracks knuckles* Want more?

 

wow... well, sorry, but i don't have time this week to do any voting or all... you gus can vote, just look for you favorite, post the name of the guy, then the joke. (can't vote for yourself)

 

Are you serious? :)

 

Yo momma so dumb she flunked recess.

 

I vote for daxma's: Your mommo is so fat when she stepped on the weighing scale it says "To Be Continued...".

 

... One of the forums I used to go to banned the creation of Yo Momma threads....
Then again that forum was full of idiots that thought it was serious -_-;
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Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

I vote for Famous' line: Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

 

Muwhaha! I have a video to celebrate this occasion. :D

 

xDDD Wow, Arch. You can't come up with something better? :sideways: Creativity was nice though,

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

Ahh. I guess that's your imagination/creativity? WOW.

Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
xDD I had to put that one in.

 

Yo momma so fat, she got baptized at Sea World!

 

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

 

You're getting all these jokes from a TV show. YO FAIL!

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

 

You momma is so fat, you mistake her as your dad.

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