Yes!

*hugs him *
Oh my son/brother i knew i always loved you
*pulls out knife*
*cries* I cant do it either i just remembered your also my father.

 

But you're not my father... You're my mother!

Yes!

*Sobs*

I remember when we first drew out our family tree. The lines of it made the shape of a star! It was so emotional!

*Sob*

 

*Pulls out Pistol*
LIES!!!

Yes yes your poor mother
if only she were here
*rips off mask reveiling hes also the mother*
OH son i missed you

 

Don't point that gun at Mommy!

*Sobs*

It's Kwanzaa all over again!

 

Wrong! I'm you're father's, brother's, mother's, uncle's, sister's, niece's, nephew's son!!

 

Steven!? How could you!?

 

*pulls out script*
Wait who am i again.

 

*Walks over*

*Points to one part*

You're Frank, the child molester/father/brother/mother of the main character, Bartholomew.

 

I'm the other son, Charlie. The unicorn.

 

*srcatches head*
Oh yeah thanks

*resumes role*
Steven why youve disgraced our family

 

Yea! We were just a nice little inbreeding family, minding our own business, then you betray us like this!

 

*pulls out that Pistol from earlier*
I have no choice Steven im sorry

 

I'm telling you I'm not Steven! I'm his brother Charlie! The unicorn!

 

Enough of your lies you think i wouldent recognize my own son.

 

YES!

YESSS!!caps

 

*Bursts in*

And I'm Fransesca! Charlie's fiancee!!!

 

You whore! We were gonna get married! How dare you!?

 

I never agreed to that! Your mother arranged it!

 

*pulls out that Pisol again*
You hes main just back away

i did no such thing

 

Lies! You've been after my family's fortune all along!