yeah i'm that person in super smash bros brawl

More like if you can't handle suck, don't pick him. He's objectively horrible. His moves are all laggy, he has the slowest run speed, has a useless roll and is not even one of the heaviest or strongest characters to make up for it. His range is terrible, recovery is unusable and he's predictable. You combine all these things and you get a character that is virtually unplayable if you want to have even the slightest chance of winning. Brawl is not a balanced game. There are bad characters no matter how much you want it to be fair.

 

It's a joke because half of the people that owns the wii have Mario cart as well.

 

I knew you were making an attempt at humor, but jokes make sense. That's why people laugh at them. This didn't make sense and it wasn't funny. You need to work on your material or something because you should never be getting this kind of response to a joke.

 

You B***h! Just kidding, I do the same haha. And then with Bowser I kill them once then suicide grab them MUWAHAHAHA

 

Ok then why did someone like my post if it wasn't funny?

 

That's a horrible defense right there if I've ever seen one.

 

I tend to use Marth, and more recently, Olimar. I won't pretend that I'm any good with Olimar. I just like him.

 

wat

 

Technically is one even if it's one of the worst examples of it.

 

Elaborate

 

booze brawl
take a drink every time your character loses a life

 

Dude I should do that.

 

The object of the game is to hit the other character with your character until one of them stops moving, thus deciding a winner. This means it's a fighting game regardless of the fact that it doesn't involve a lot of the standard hallmarks of the genre.