Xemnas Who?

Xemnas blinked at him. "Fool you? I'm serious... i'm fine..." He sighed. "Okay, so i'm not fine. I feel emotions I shouldn't be feeling. Guilt, sadness, worry, anger, things like that. Tell me, Demyx, would you call this normal? I don't find it normal. But maybe that's just me." Xemnas shrugged.

 

Xigbar chuckled at Xemnas' words.

"Feel emotions?!?" he exclaimed "man, you must still be a little out of it, we can't feel emotions"

"But" said Saix "we do remember what it was like....to feel, perhaps that is what Xemnas is experiencing"

 

Demyx scratched the back of his head and didn't say a word for he was lost in thought. He overheard Xigbar and Saix speak to the boss which made an idea form in his head. "Normal? Uh yeah why not? Isn't that what we wanted along? His question was of the obvious of what anyone of the organization would agree with. "Perhaps you're getting your wish after so long?" He held a tiny bit of resentment that was in his tone for he was acting jealous if the boss got his heart and he didn't.

Cloud paused and starred at Leon as if he had two heads growing from him. "What?" He was flabbergastated, but chose to not to say another word for that would arise to many questions. To himself he thought of his hatred for Sephiroth, but also at the same time wondered since he was the clone of the silver haired man if he would be doomed to have the same fate. After all, Sephiorth did think of Cloud as his puppet, one able to control his thoughts and feelings. If not personally, then the infulence would surely get to the warrior.

 

Xemnas was silent for the longest time before speaking, "I highly doubt it. One reason for that would be, what did I do to get one? Kingdom Hearts is not yet completed, and, the only major thing I have done is hit my head... and I fail to see what role that would play in giving me a heart." The Superior crossed his arms.

 

"Oh yeah good point," the melodious nocturne brought his hand to his chin and then rested his hand back on his throne. "How did you hurt yourself in the first place?" Perhaps if he knew the answer he could figure out something that would explain why the boss was acting so strange. If Xemnas had changed then could he attempt to bring out the sitar again for a small test to see if Xemnas would revert back to how he was? "Last time I tried that I got yelled at though," he told himself this bit of important information. "Do I really want to piss him off again? I know I won't use my sitar this time." How would he know if the Superior was getting better or becoming far worse than what the organization expected? There had to be some kind of link to solve this enigma. "Well here goes nothing," he shrugged his shoulders and began kicking the end of the throne where his feet hung off creating noise that grew louder with each kick.

 

Xemnas' eye twitched every time he heard the sound. His eyes drooped back down. "Demyx... would you please stop that?" He asked polietly.

Cid groaned. "This bad! REALLY bad!!! We're done, cooked, game over man!!! GAME OVER!!!"

Merlin appeared and slapped Cid. "Get a hold of yourself, boy!"

 

(OOC: This is going to be fun. xD)

"Cid I can't hear myself think," Cloud became aggitated and stood up ready to stop the older man from freaking out. Luckily Merlin had already told Cid to calm down. "We'll get through this. Keep a level head."

"Huh?" He stopped for a minute looking up at the boss. "Please? Right," he rolled his eyes knowing the boss he knew never said please in a poliet tone. In fact, the water mage acknwoledged that he never heard the word "please" utter from Xemnas's lips. A crafty smirk and mischievious gleam shone in his eyes. "Oh did you say something?" He covered his hand with his mouth and begin to chuckle. Making things worse and to test this theory of impulse, Demyx brought out an ipod that he found in Radiant Garden awhile back and began to sing parts of a song out loud. "The last that ever she saw him, carried away by a moonlight shadow, he passed on wary and worried, carried away by a moonlight shadow..."

 

Xemnas started singing along. "Man, I love this song..." He continued, but eventually stopped. "Hey, do you have, 'I Will Survive' on there?" He asked.

"Cloud is right, my boy." Merlin waved his finger at Cid.

Cid calmed down. "Yeah, just think... positive thoughts."

 

Cloud shook his head at Cid's reaction and blew some of his hair with his mouth sighing at what he saw and heard. "A plan anyone?"

"Yeah let me check, and..." Demyx's mouth dropped open, so wide one could stuff a whole muffin into it. He closed his mouth after five seconds had gone by and was more confused than ever. "Uh, you're not the boss," his eyes became wide and he nearly bit his lower lip. "You're an imposter!" Being the confused nobody he was, he warped from his throne and was now standing on the armrest of Xemnas's throne, with his sitar held over his head. "Nice trick Sora. I didn't know you could disguise yourself too. Trying to fool me with being the Superior. Hah! We'll see about that." With one twirl of his hand and the sitar now in it, he clashed the boss on top of the head and stood up with a smirk on his face. "Not so tough are you now huh brat," he laughed still assuming that Xemnas was Sora in disgusie.

 

Xemnas growled, for a second, he returned to his old self. "NUMBER IX!!!! SIT YOUR SORRY, WIMPY ASS DOWN AND PLAY 'I WILL SURVIVE', OR I WILL RIP YOUR SMALL INTESTINE OUT AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT!!!! THEN, I WILL PLAY JUMP ROPE WITH YOUR SPINE!!!!!" The Superior snapped.

The two shook their heads. "Let me think..." Merlin said.

 

Xemans is now....MANSEX!

When the organzation memmbers finally found him...XEMNAS WAS MANSEX![/COLOR]

 

Cloud threw up his arms in exasperation. "Geez, nevermind," he placed one on his forehead as a small headache was occuring.

"Ah! It is you!" He screamed in fright and nearly fell off Xemnas's throne, before handing the ipod to Xemnas for the song of his choice. Now hanging on with both arms on the armrest, he attempted to pull himself up, but his body would not muster the strength he needed. Slipping he tried again only to this time fall off and head towards the ground below. Luckily his arms caught Xemnas's ankles where he hung from them. Panting and trying to catch his breath he gazed down at the long drop below, his body becoming tense and shaking all over with fear of falling.

 

OOC: Brb. I'll respond when I return.

 

Xigbar, totally irritated with Demyx's shenanigans, drew his guns and fired an arrow lazer that dug itself into the chair right next to Demyx's face. Saix meanwhile facepalmed.

"I knew we should have sent him to castle oblivion....." he muttered.

 

(OOC: That's fine.)

"Woah you almost hit me," he called out and continued to try to pull himself up. "You shot the boss's throne instead," gripping Xemnas's ankles he hung there as if he was chained to a wall. the legs being the only support and sanctuary he had from striking the ground below. Hearing what Saix said he kind of pouted not liking that comment at all. "I wasn't a traitor or a threat like the others were now was I?" If only he had the upper body strength Xaldin possessed he would get out of this predicament

 

Xigbar transported himself through space and was hanging, upsidedown in mid air next to Demyx, he grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and teleported both himself and Demyx to Demyx's throne and then proceded to throw Demyx into his seat.

"Stay still before you hurt yourself kiddo" he said before teleporting back to his own seat.

 

"Thanks man," he replied after a grunt for his back struck the back of his throne harshly. "Ow," he groaned rubbing the area that ached. "The boss has been acting really weird lately," he averted his gaze to Xigbar. "I mean super strange. I could of sworn he was an imposter which is why I whacked him with my sitar and now regret it," he placed his face in both of his hands and shook his head back and forth. "Aw man I'm so busted."

 

Xemnas started acting strange again. "No. It is okay, Demyx. I understand why you believed I was an imposter. Really, it's okay." He put his arms on the arm rests. "So, how are my friends doing today?" Xemnas asked in a strangely nice tone.

 

"Not again!" Demyx uncovered his hands from his face and whined. "He's confusing me. First he acts all nice and then he yells and threatens and then he becomes all generous and understanding after I whacked him across his head with my sitar." He curled his fingers and placed them just below his lower lip. "What is going on with him?" He asked Saix and Xigbar.

 

Xemnas blinked and looked at Demyx innocently. "Is there a problem? Don't you like me being kind and generous?" He asked with a tilted head.

OOC: Short post is short. D: