Xaldin and Soush - A Crack Story

WARNING NOT FOR YOUNG CHILDREN
DO NOT READ IF YOU FEAR FOR YOU MENTAL HEALTH​

:3 Hai everyone.

So this story is by GX, Ryuuga and me. I did the writting, and we all thought of the ideas.

This is just the begining. I will post more if I get responses. So post? xD

And if you have a problem with gay couples gtfo >: srlsi. That means you VGN. and possibly iPraise

Here it is xD Please dont hurt me ._.



They curled up in their sleeping bags, trying to fight off the haunting wind and the creatures that lurked in the night. Slowly, their backs touched delicately, as light as a triggerfish. Soush and Xaldin turned to each other. Xaldin lost himself in Soush’s dark chocolate eyes as Soush looked into Xaldin’s eyes as deep as the Bermudan sea. Soush felt his heart flutter as he gazed at Xaldin’s face basking in the glow in the camp fire as the pale moon that shone above them. Soush slowly pulled his numb out of his sleeping bag and stroked Xaldin’s face, and then stuck his arm deep into Xaldin’s sleeping bag. Xaldin felt a tingle go down his spine. Soush pulled out Xaldin’s hand. He scooted his sleeping bag so that he could feel Xaldin’s breath on his neck. Xaldin leaned in and they began to kiss…

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You see members, the KHV premiums had made a fascinating break though. Their leading professor on this matter, Higherbeing, had this to state, “ The reason Xaldin has so much trouble with girls isn’t because he is clumsy, or because he gets nervous. Its simply because he is GAY. So we obviously manipulated him. Its what we do best†she added with a smirk.

Investigative reporter Kitty nodded. “So how exactly manipulate him?â€

“The movie Brokeback Mountain gave us plenty ideas. If that atmosphere could turn two straight guys gay, imagine what it could do to a guy we already knew was gay and a belly dancer like Soush? The possibilities were endless. And from our footage we have from our squirrel camera, the outcome was quite positive. A wedding is being planned soon I believe.â€

Kitty gasped. “But where is such a thing legal?†She stuck the microphone into HigherBeing’s face.

Higherbeing took out her sunglasses from her purse, placed them over her eyes, and flipped her hair. “The place where tramps room, and hot surfer gys fall for girls like me.

California.â€

 

Rosey you're amazing. Just amazing.
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F*cking epic.

 

Seriously Rosey, Soush'll (possibly Xal for that matter) will be so amazed to see this xD.

Creativity Grade: A+

Lulz Grade: A+

Creep Me Out Grade: A+ xDD

 

I love you.

 

Oh my God. This really deserves an early nomination for Best Topic 2009. xD

 

LMFAO thanks everyone xD

Glad to hear you all like it so far.

 

O_O moarmoarmoarmoarmoarnomnomaralwrj asf 9a8ra/ sgfW54YTG0TGw;gf WFTAE G/.QTY

 

Epic win xDD

You should do more like this :3

 

damn californians... well... that was a bit weird... but its good... really good... this will be a strange last few months of the year indeed...

 

"Darn, you beat me to it."

 

This is so gay.

/pointingouttheobvious

Rosey, would you like it if others made a homo story about you and someone else?

 

Dude Xaldin was in the convo and we were talking about it and soush thought it was funny xD So they dont care =/

And I really dont give a **** lol xD Go for it? :P

 

What about Soush?

 

lomg der it is!!!

 

Hawwwtttttt

More should be commissioned, it is in the public interest >:

 

XD Rosey .

 

All I can say is

1. We are geniuses
2. Gay story about Rosey is possible...

 

You didn't answar my question Rosay.

 

You asked what soush thought.

Soush.
Thought.
It.
Was.
Funny.

You go do that ghetto lol