Wtf is wrong with my foot

I've managed to accidentally cut it five times over the last three days >: . Most of the time it was tripping over something. On the sharp painful corner.

Urk.

 

You should cut it off.

Then get a dinosaur foot in its place.
That way, you'll automatically crush any and all sharp objects 8D

 

This x10

So cut off 10 of your feet and replace them with dinosaur feet.
And rampage.

 

If I did that the government would lock me up, perform disgusting scientific experiments on me, and then kill me >: .
I'd need to disguise it somehow.

Or just quit tripping over stuff... Whichever.

 

Wear a shoe.

...Which would actually solve this whole thing now that I think about it. >>

 

Holy crap.

Either you're a genius or I'm stupid.

Maybe both. ._.

 

1) I thought you'd have to have disgusting scientific experiments performed on you to get the feet in the first place.
2) You'd have ten dinosaur feet. No one could lock you up or kill you.

 

You could say you're A-A-A-Accident Prone.

 

I love how the solution to one problem was arrived at by trying to find the solution to a much stranger and sillier problem.