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Hmmmmm. I am going to giv ya a pm, cuz I know a **** load about computers and stuff. Of course, my uncle knows more, so he has helped me with most technicly problems with my comp, so I know how to work these kindsa things out.

FEAR NOT ALL, FOR I SHALL ASSIST IN THE FIXING OF DEMMY'S COMPUTER!!!!!!! (crowds cheer from miles upon miles upon many many many more miles). Ya, I know, I'm good.



And dmaster, if ya need something to lauph about, then how about applescauce?

If not that, then I have some really good jokes which I will write in the ancient art of hidden message (in other words, you have to highlight the message under this post), so I gonna give it a shot.

(warning, for younger veiwers, don't read this. I would tell somethen better, but I am only good at these kinds of jokes, so what are ya gonna do, eh? And read the words one at a time so it is funnier when you get to the end)

Ok, so a guy, his wife, and two of his friends, go upstate and rent out a log cabin for the week during hunting season. The guy and one of his friends tell his wife and the other friend that they are going out hunting, and so they say their goodbyes. So the guys go out hunting and all, for about 5 hours. So now, on the way back, the guy and the husband are walken back to the house, and the friend of his lifts up his binoculars, and says "Ummmmm, guy, you've godda see this", he says as he looks through the husband's wife's room window, which is wide open. "I know, my wife sure is somethen, ain't she?" the husband says before looking through the binoculars, but when he does, he sees that his wife is cheating on him with his other friend. "Holy crap, she's cheating on me" he said, shocked. "You know, if you want, I could kill them right now" the friend suggests. "Sure thing" the husband says. "Ok then, where should I shoot them?" the friend asked. "I want you to get my wife in the head for being so stupid, and my friend between his knees for letting it get him into trouble" the husband said. So then his friend lifted his rifle, and said "Oh, that'll be easy, I can get them both in one shot"

I made sure to still make it clean, since I never actually said anything bad in there, so mods dont gots nothen against it.

 

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I'm not gonna read it :P

instead, I'm gonna tackle u! *tackles* =D

 

AHHHHHH, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!!!! (tries to crawl away from destiny, but cannot while she is grasped on).

And a good idea. To me you don't seem like the kind of person who would like that kind of joke

 

*holds on tight* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME OFF! I AM THE ULTIMATE TACKER! Muahahahaha!

hah! I made the right choice then ;P

 

Will to weak............cannot, continue to escape.........NOOOOOOO (stops attempting to crawl away, and lies on the ground, helpless, unable to escape)

of course, it'll probably eat away at you, knowing that everyone else is going to know the joke except for you, muyahahahhahahaaaa

 

*shrugs* nah. Those kinds of things don't get to me :P

I'M INPENETRABLE! MUAHAHAHAHA! >D *pins to ground* ... It's no fun when you stop struggling! *pouts*

 

PLz plz plz read it then. I want someone to read it before this page can't be seen anymore, and then no one is going to read my joke :(

I can't, though. I feel so helpless (cowers under the powerful might of destiny)

 

Okay... I read it... Yeah, not really my kind of joke ._. But better than some other ones I've heard...

*flashback*
Friend: Hey, Why did the chicken cross the road?!
Me: To get to the other side? -_-
Friend: How did you know?! =O
Me: -_-''

*shakes head* that joke gets really old... lol...


I am the all powerful QUEEN OF TACKLES! >D *lets go of Deathsight* U can get up now ^-^

 

Now if only others would read my joke to :(

SUCKER!!!!!!!! (gets up and starts running away while she looks away)

 

Oh, that joke. I heard that in year 6, I was like 11 lol. Kinda funny, not great but meh.

 

Ummmm, ok then, how about this one.


There was a guy frog and two girl frogs that were underwater. down at the pond. The police come, and arrest them. So then, the first girl gets put out infront of a judge. The judge asks "Now why are you here?", and the girl frog replies "Because I was blowing bubbles under the water.". The judge sighs, and says "What the hell are those idiots thinking. Here, you can go, you're free", and so she leaves. The judge then says "Ok, send in the next one". The next girl frog comes in. The judge asks "Why were you arrested?", and the girl asks "Because I was blowing bubbles". The judge shakes his head in dissapointment. "This is ridiculous. You're free to go" he says. "Send in the last one" he says, and so the third frog comes in. The judge asks "What's your name son?", and the frog replies "I'm Bubbles"

 

lol, quite funny. Cracked a smile, not much more.

As a blonde walked down the street she noticed a slightly younger brunette standing in the middle of the road. Apparently repeating the same phrase over and over, and as the blonde approched her she realised she was saying "23, 23, 23, 23, 23..." She stood and watched for a moment before asking.
"What are you doing?"
"Counting, it's great fun." The Brunette replied. "Wanna join in?"
"Umm..." The Blonde mumbled, deciding if she should trust her and eventually nodded. "23, 23, 23..." SHe started when suddenly a large inner-city bus ran her down. But instead of rushing to her aid the brunette simply laughed and carried on:
"24, 24, 24, 24..."

 

Silly blonde's, tricks are for kids :P


Hmmmmm, I have anouther one, but this is the last one that I can remember that is related to this subject. It is also a bit nasty




ok, so, a girl invites her bf over to his house because their parents are gonna be gone for the next few days. Problem being is that they have to babysit her younger brother, and all they have a stinken bunkbed. So the guy comes up with a plan. He tells her that when they are 'getting it on', she will say bread for missionary, letuce for butt, and cheese for blow (I godda be careful cuz idk if a mod might ban me or somethen. I mean, I don't see any rules against it, but ya never know). So then that night, they put the little brother to bed, and the girl keeps screaming "Bread, lettuce, cheese, bread, lettuce, cheese, bread, lettuce cheese!!!", and then the little brother says "Hey guys, can you stop making sandwhiches? Ur getting mayonays all over me"


Rofl. One of my nastiest, but also one of my good ones

 

Silly blonde's, tricks are for kids :P


Hmmmmm, I have anouther one, but this is the last one that I can remember that is related to this subject. It is also a bit nasty




ok, so, a girl invites her bf over to his house because their parents are gonna be gone for the next few days. Problem being is that they have to babysit her younger brother, and all they have a stinken bunkbed. So the guy comes up with a plan. He tells her that when they are 'getting it on', she will say bread for missionary, letuce for butt, and cheese for blow (I godda be careful cuz idk if a mod might ban me or somethen. I mean, I don't see any rules against it, but ya never know). So then that night, they put the little brother to bed, and the girl keeps screaming "Bread, lettuce, cheese, bread, lettuce, cheese, bread, lettuce cheese!!!", and then the little brother says "Hey guys, can you stop making sandwhiches? Ur getting mayonays all over me"


Rofl. One of my nastiest, but also one of my good ones

 

Not that funny, kinda WTF but not that funny. I have a better one, but it's in a joke book I have at home and it's certainly not suitable for this site lol.

 

Pm me the joke in your next reply to the pm I will be sending you soon.

But I also have to black jokes (note to all that I don't care what I make jokes about, cuz everyone is pretty dam racist in my eyes, so I'm ok if people say white jokes to. You have all been warned).



A black guy and a mexican are riding in the back of a car. Who's driving?

 

I'll send it should I ever get the book back lol.

The cops. XP

And maybe leaving the un-PC jokes. Some of them get seriously distastful.

 

Ok ^_^


Hmmmm, well, I suppose so....

Yep, u were pretty much right with that one, but I've got one more.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Ok ^_^


Hmmmm, well, I suppose so....

Yep, u were pretty much right with that one, but I've got one more.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

 

This is my story for this months contest.

Molly woke up, but the bedroom that she had gone to sleep in that night was no longer there. Instead a tatami floor was underneath her instead. Molly thought at once that this was a dream, and rubbed her blue eyes. Yup, the tatami floor was still there. Molly sat up and looked at the room. It looked like a huge japanese temple, but right in front of the shinto shrine was a boy chained to the ceiling! Molly jumped up. She had white skin, long brown hair, and was wearing a pink nightgown. She took a look at the boy and noticed that he had an odd black tatto covering his entire chest area, for the boy was wearing no shirt. He looked Japanese, and looked about 16, two years younger than Molly.He also had black hair. Molly heard a door slam, and she saw two men come in. One was elderly, had white spikey hair, and was wearing a mens kimono. The other guy looked absolutely deadly with his scar on his face and like the boy chained to the ceiling, he had no shirt, but unlike the boy, he had a huge scar covering his chest. He wore white pants. The elderly guy was the one who noticed her first. He yelled at her, but she couldn't understand what he was saying. It sounded Japanese. 'Man, talk about a wakeup call!' Molly thought. Mollly had no idea what the guys were saying, so how could she understand them and ask where she was? When she didn't respond, the two men looked cross and started walking toward her. Molly stepped back. Molly gambled and finally decided that she would try and talk with the two men. "Um, excuse me, do you know where I am?" The elderly man squinted his face, but the scarred man's face brightend. Maybe he did understand her!
"Can you speak english?" The guy replied, but again, it was in another languge. It sounded Japanese,so Molly tried to rember all that she had learned at her school about Japanese. She could only rember two sentences, 'Whats your name' and where am I?'.

Game: Tekken 4

 

Hello everybody, I'm back from school:D I got in trouble hehe.