Wow...just wow...

burnitup · Dec 13, 2008

I'm not trying to start any arguements(sp) with this. And please don't spam.

Anyway, just read this... *sigh*

Zounds YRM: Christian Gaming Zone said:

Tetris is an action puzzle game where the player rotates falling block shapes to make them fit together in a pile. When a row is filled, it disappears, keeping the height of the pile of blocks from increasing. As the game progresses, it continually speeds up until the player starts making mistakes that allow the blocks to reach the top of the game area, ending the game. Tetris is unwinable, you can only put off your inevitable defeat. This fatalistic aspect of the game should come as no surprise since it was originally created in 1985 in the Soviet Union, where the Atheist government taught everyone that there is nothing but a bleak, pointless existence followed by death with no chance for Salvation. It is claimed that the word "tetris" comes from the game pieces all being made of four blocks. In reality, the game was named in mockery of the Trinity by adding a forth hypostasis, the Communist State, to the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Because it is simple to program, versions of Tetris can be found on every game, computer, and operating system. There have even been implementations of Tetris done using computer controlled lights in office buildings, turning the lighted windows into the falling blocks. The ubiquity of Tetris is also because it is highly addictive. Its repetitive gameplay and use of repetitive classical music themes causes players to slip into a hypnagogic state, making them receptive to the Communistic themes inherent in the game imagery (everyone is an unindividualistic block that must be made to fit together in Soviet conformity, and sometimes whole lines of people are made to disappear without any explanation). This is intentional, since, like all work done by the Soviet Academy of Science where Tetris was developed, it was part of secret military research, in this case having to do with mind control. (The US military also researched mind control video games in the 1980s, including one called "Polybius", but we never used them during the Cold War, unlike the Soviets who unleashed Tetris into the general public where it's still affecting people to this day.) Because of its fatalistic worldview and the danger it poses to people's God-given Free Will, all implementations of Tetris get ZERO CROSSES.
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Magick · Dec 13, 2008

That.....was confusing. Had to read it four times to get it.....seriously, like Momo said, is it really true?

burnitup · Dec 13, 2008

♥ Momo ♥ said: ↑

D: Is it true???
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kaymoy said: ↑

That.....was confusing. Had to read it four times to get it.....seriously, like Momo said, is it really true?
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You mean what that guy said?

Valium · Dec 13, 2008

Oooooh myyyyyy gooooood. *FACEPALM* TO THE MAX!!! Thats soooooooo stupid, its a game not a way to control the worlds youth.

Tammylita · Dec 14, 2008

I'd love to say I didn't believe this was true, but....

I have to. :(

♥AL90♥ · Dec 14, 2008

*is disgusted* I hate it when those certain Christians go all obsessive and say things that give us all bad names. It's a game! It doesn't even have words! It's just falling blocks!

I think this might just be a cruel joke right?

Xe54 · Dec 14, 2008

That could have been the most ******ed thing I have ever read. EVER!

Explode · Dec 14, 2008

Guys...IT'S NOT TRUE!!! DX

Somebody posted their review of Halo3 a while back, which also got "ZERO CROSSES", although this review takes the cake. It's just a bunch of Christian extremists who think that anything that doesn't involve Christianity is the work of the Devil. The only thing their reviews are worth is a good laugh.

Jayn · Dec 14, 2008

That was SO stupid.
Ridiculous.
Whether it was true or not, it's really dumb and I don't think it matters.

{feel.the.wrath} · Dec 14, 2008

First. Five. Words.

Tetris is an action puzzle game.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING~!

Seriously, I find this just idiotic. It's not mind control. It's not mocking anything. It's flipping tetris.

Made me laugh though. xD

Patsy Stone · Dec 14, 2008

I honestly don't understand why Christians feel so threatened all the time, you'd think with the death grip they have on the worlds major societies they would feel a bit more secure.

Also, epic fail on the part of ignorance/theism.

jafar · Dec 14, 2008

I read other reviews by them. Seriously, what the ****?

Juicy · Dec 14, 2008

Oho, next theyll be telling us we get fed sublimal messages during videos! ohohoho OSHI

burnitup · Dec 14, 2008

One thing I noticed in these reviews that they make is that they give all the Christian games high ratings while all the non-christian games have a zero rating....well MGS4 got a one cross rating, but that is besides the point.

GhettoXemnas · Dec 14, 2008

Perfect example of a capable person having thier inteligence bound and thier sight clouded by religious beliefs. Sad.

HellKitten · Dec 14, 2008

I lol'd. So what? It's a mockery of a guy we aren't even sure exists.

Nova · Dec 16, 2008

This just makes me lol. It's bull. >. >

Rayku · Dec 16, 2008

O___O wow, such a pile of bullcrap, they take it wayyyy far

Daenerys Targaryen · Dec 17, 2008

That guy should get 'the needle' in his ass.

Sorcerer_Jenkins · Dec 17, 2008

If they want to control the youth, they should use Hentei, that'll controll Teens better then Tetris. Tetris is boring.

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