After the incident 3 years ago i promised i would never help Uncle Jack off a horse again. I'm sorry but you'll have to find someone else.
It's just... i mean. Something went wrong. Somebody wasn't paying attention and everything was going so fast and... i can't go on. Me and Uncle Jack don't even talk anymore.
Dude, that is almost as sad as the time the teacher told me I'll never get to be an astronaut. ;____;