Would people shop at an Attack on Titan themed haberdashery?

Attack on Titan is truly inspirational to my inner haberdasher and now I want to open a haberdashery based on it.

 

I find it amusing that I had to look up the word haberdashery, thought I'd heard it somewhere, clicked on the first link, and remembered I'd heard about it from an episode of iCarly.

.....I'm not following how Attack on Titan leads to haberdashery

 

For one thing, it features pretty much all the neckwear that matters including but not limited to bowties, bolo ties, neckerchiefs, and cravats. We could sell replicas of the ones featured in the show. Also notable is its use of suspenders and belts. And considering who Erwin Smith is based on, he's definitely got a really fancy wallet. We could also sell flasks emblazoned with the logo of the Wall Building Squad. It would be beautiful.

 

Looks like you got this planned down to the letter. Just don't end up like this kid

 

If it gets you to stay, I'll even call all the anime an AoT ripoff.

 

Naaaahh. You haven't even read my in-progress piece on how Hajime Isayama is clearly a Nazi sympathizer who wants the Axis to reunite and take over the world. The amount of strawgrasping will leave you speechless.