World War III

*attempted war revival post*

Person A: Hey, person B!
Person B: Yes, person A?
Person A: Give me that flag of yours!
Person B: Okay. *hands over flag*
*Person A lights a match and sets the flag on fire*
Person B: WHAT THE **** MAN WHAT THE ****?!
Person A: HAHAHAHAHA! DEATH TO *insert country name here*!

 

I demand to have Canada.
NAO.

 

Added .

 

You may be.

 

I fight for Rapture.

 

I claim the One Handed Maiden!
R-C and TKM can be my generals if they want to.
>;3​

 

The One Handed maiden stands for Finland to any of you uncivilized people. And I'll fight for it..

 

You one waving woman cannot defeat a good cup of tea brewed by the screaming kettle of the north.

Btw, thats my kettle.

 

Pffft, we don't need to defeat you, just annoy you long enough that you'll settle with a partial surrender ^^​

 

I do believe that theirs some form of missle above you, MADE OF 9001% TEA!!!!! WITH BISCUITS ON THE SIDE!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!!!!!2!!!!!

 

Fine! *sets up coffee and 'kilju'-missiles*
Aim!​

 

*Throws Tony Blair at you*

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

*Throws Ilkka Kanerva at you*
No....
*switches to Matti Vanhanen*​

 

Oh shi- *government battle*

Damn the house of lords being full of babbling idiots

 

Fixed xP​

 

Texting...? I don't get it.

 

Kanerva (former foreign minister) was forced to resign after he was caught texting inappropriate things with some blonde idiot...
Politic scandal à la Finlande =P​

 

Ah, I see. I don't think any of my government officials’ know how to text seeing how most of them are caught with embarrassing calls anyway.

This is more of a discussion than a war, quick attack Russia.

 

Hell yeah!

Finnish forest warriors– ATTACK!!!​

 

Forrest warriors? As in people in the trees?