World War III

In my skies?!!

*sends storm clouds to strike down tanks and nukes*

 

Teehee...maybe we should join, Candyland?

 

You have those? You gotta see a doctor about that.

 

Oh dear. You've found them. Hm.

 

Memento Mori! I accept your alliance!

 

Hm...Candyland is almost entirely flooded. Time for a lightning strike.

 

Time warp no doubt.

 

*Rhyme and Reason blow some winds to make Candyland Dry*


TAKE THAT BETCH

 

SEND INFANTRY TO EAT EVERYTHING IN CANDYLAND

As for rhyme and reason, consider a previous post of mine;

 

*winds reverse back, returning the water back into Candyland; storm clouds come*

 

*Enters secret code*

Hahaha! Wake up, my pretties!

*Flying Swiss Chocolate Sorceresses, Digging Dutch Almond Succubus Squad Attacks, Kissing German Chocolate Hotties, and finally, Assorted Licorice Lolis are awakened*

Destroy them, my pretties!

 

They are still eatable.

 

*sends Dalk's nation a plethoraof naked school girls*

 

Ah, but I foresaw this, and implanted the dreaded C-Virus in them!

C-Virus: A Virus that affects the nervous system, transforming any infected... Anything... Into a delicious, Chocolate Soldier for Candyland!

 

*storm clouds sends down lightning into the waters flooding Candyland*

England...is next...

 

Candy Beasts! Reform!

*Candy mess regenerates*

You can't kill an infected candy...

 

Yeah, but there are side effects. Have you tested them to see what happens when they get shocked?

Anyway...

 

Yes... They become aggressive to their attacker...

*Candies go berserk*

 

You don't exist according to the majority of this forum.

I ATE ALL OF YOUR BASE

 

ENGLISH BUMP!

Indeed