World War III

*gives F grade and kicks you to McDonalds for eternity*

 

Send out... The Unfinished...

*Giant, globby, Half-Baked soldiers begin to attack, securing the base from ground attacks*

*Sends second wave of Gingerbread Girls*

 

Belgium.

Nao, bish.​

 

You do realise that McDonalds is technically a free tool seeing how its everywhere

 

McDonalds is considered "No Man's Land" here.

That and 4chan.

 

They're on the defensive! We must destroy them in the most humiliating way possible now.

Spoiler

Psuedo:EDWARD_1:Proxy:ICEBERG_7:Self-Destruct Functions:29A

 

Y'know that leads to space, right? I'm still on earth. Who has space again?

*surrounds her territory with F5 tornadoes*

 

Good Idea!

*Over Megaphone*

McDonald's! Dairy Queen! Other Fast Food Restaurants! I require all of your sweet, and delicious desserts to join the battle for Candyland!

Nice try, Lord Dalk! But war mode has been initiated, and I will not stop until I have won! Besides... I erased that program. I had it transferred to my half-candy, half-robot platoon!

 

Indeed

*Uses Metalica on all other countries*

 

Me ._.

F**k your ninjas

*throws them into a sun*

 

Im fighting for Rhyme and Reason

(If you have not read The Phatom Tollbooth, YOU FAIL AT READING)

 

It's not KILLING. He can recover completely.

 

*Sends in second wave of Giant Cake Monsters*

Father! I'm very angry at you! Gargantuan Lies! Attack America! Gingerbread Soldiers! Unleash an Air Raid on England! Drop the nukes! Gingerbread Girls! Go to Australia, and set us up the bomb!

 

*sends a sugar bomb onto England*

 

INTERCEPT THEIR NUKES WITH MORE NUKES, AND SEND OUT FLYING TANKSa

 

actually, you'll soon find yourselves running to the hills

 

:_:

*commands oceans to erode the earth underneath her territory while Candy Land gets flooded by rain*

 

If there was a definition of fail, this is it. Run to the Hills is most definitely NOT Metallica.

 

Shh, Dalk my plan was to confuse the crap out of people then strike with a hot cup of tea, all that planning for nothing.

 

Wait.... I'm having one of those things! You know, a thought that is new!