World War III

*Fires democratic missiles at England*

 

BRING FORTH YOUR GREATEST WARRIORS, I SHALL SMITE THEM ACCORDINGLY WITH MY DICTIONARY POWERS and silly string

 

As the Spam Zone, I send Jubes and Ghettos to /b/tarditize England into death.

Or something.

 

Diplomatic resolve is still possible >.>

if that fails ill kill you with my all expanding space >=D

 

Awww... Isn't America going to accept my challenge?

 

No it is not. This is the age where human stupidity prevails. Diplomacy is now considered "barbaric".

 

Your democracy cannot harm England, for England's wings are like a shield of steel nor can your /b/ as i killed the internet connection... FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

 

OH YEAH? IF YOU DESTROY MY COUNTRY, THE WAR IS OVER >D

THIS WAR THREAD IS IN MY COUNTRY D:a

 

I has meteors and black holes......

and giant space mutants!

 

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE IN THE NAME OF FUCKING AWESOMEa

 

It's technically levitating 30 kilometers above your country, but let us not get into details.

 

I send a shitload of random threads to eat space.

 

*offers sandwiches*

 

*Sends MSN reference threads to eat away Ireland*

 

Suddenly...



._.

 

*Spam zone cuts in half*

*Little bits of animals rule's remains counter attack*

 

*sends a big ass meteor at godzilla*

D=< Nuuuu radioactive beasts on my precious blue and dying planet!!!1

 

The spam zone is sinking in the sea of the world D:

 

*Sends Candy Nazzis to attack the other countries*

 

I must find a new country >: