World War III

It seems that World War III has begun. I'm quite afraid we are not fighting robotic dinosaurs or space Nazis this time. Yes, it is ourselves again, and for the most foolish reasons. Now everyone wants oil. Pssh. Oil. It is just a useless black liquid. We could power cars on alcohol.

Anyhow, due to the stupidity of humans increasing, it is a Free For All war, which means that at least a single nation will definitely be screwed.

Every nation is in this one. And I do mean every single one. From economic powers such as Germany to small nations such as Tonga.


Use this thread to attack other people in other countries. You may use nukes, H bombs, pencils, or even levitating bananas. It's the future, and it needs oil.

World War III has begun.

And I'm still bored. By the way, you may come back as another nation if you are eliminated.

Damn my obsessive misanthropy.

EDIT: Never mind countries. Fight for anything you want. It could be anything from a planet to apple pie.

BELLIGERENTS
- England/Fayt-Harkwind
- America/TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees
- Democracy in general/Dr. John
- Australia/Xaren
- China/Firekeyblade
- Russia/Saix
- Ireland/Fearless
- Japan/Fearless
- A bundle of random junk/Fearless
- Republic of Candyland/EDWARD_1
- Space/Xx.Keyblade Master.xX
- The Power Rangers/Kid Hero
- The Spam Zone/Xaale (by Fearless)
- Roman Empire 2.0/Haseo
- The Oceans and Skies/Grace
- Your mother/Steal the Hail
- Belgium/HellKitten
- Rhyme and Reason/Memento Mori
- Canada/Ember
- Rapture/Atlas
- Finland/Divine_Lunatic/TrueKeybladeMaster
- North Korea/Stars

OFFICIAL NEUTRAL TERRITORIES (You may not claim these unless by invasion)
- McDonalds

 

English food source attacks go!

*throws toast at Canada*

 

You're going to put out the Centennial Flame! Ack!

*attempts to run back to Canada in time*

 

DIBS ON AMERICAa

 

Go Democracy!

*Fires red white and blue nuclear missiles at Iraq*

 

........well.......>_>....I guess it's China for me then. Mobilize all units! :yelling:

 

Screw you, you stole my country.

I guess I'll take Russia. =( *Fires missiles at Greece*

 

Can I have the Republic of Candyland? Or maybe just Russia?

 

*initiates building rocket*

 

Leprechaun mechs go?

 

I call being a power ranger! somehow, i don't know why.

:D

._.

 

I TAKE SPACE MUHAHAHAAAAA!


Meteors go!

xD

 

I believe everything has been updated.

This war looks quite passive. No fights?

 

*All citizens of Candyland are dressed in matching uniforms, sporting a lollipop swirl on a red arm band*

Attack America! Their children are fat, and will not be able to resist! Schnell! Schnell!

*Is dressed like the CandyQueen*

 

Roman Empire 2.0, *****es.:guns:

 

Because we haven't got a plan on which to attack first.

._.

 

I call the Spam Zone.

It is now a country.

 

This calls for a drive by argument

 

Attack another person.

Like Fayt. Attack Fayt. Oh yes, indeed.