Woman walks around NYC with no pants on....

Plot twist: No one noticed.

 

New York, the place where no one pays attention to anything.....is what I'd say, but I'll let the New Yorkers on this site tell us the truth. Why didn't they notice?

 

This is a Seinfeld episode just waiting to happen.

Jerry: Elaine, you would not believe what I just saw.
Elaine: What?
Jerry: This woman wasn't wearing any pants!
Elaine: None?
Jerry: She had jeans painted onto her legs, but that was it!
Elaine: And nobody noticed?
Jerry: No one noticed!
Elaine: Well how did you notice?
[The conversation continues like this until Kramer enters in his usual manner.]
Kramer: Jerry, you remember that girl I've been seeing?
Jerry: Yeah, what about her?
Kramer: Turns out she's into body paint.
http://seinfeldbass.com/

Probably because the painted on jeans were really well done.

 

I don't think jeans look like that from the back. That, or I've been blind my whole life

 

Well they've been making women's jeans tighter and tighter lately. It's only a matter of time before they're so tight that cracks start to show and buttocks start to tear through, turn blue, and jiggle.

 

Yeah, being tighter doesn't make it look like it's falling inward

 

Well excuse me if I have more important things to do than ogle every tightly jeaned butt I lay my eyes on. I'm not a booty connoisseur like you.

 

I just know what's all natural and....all natural

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand soundtrack

 

Post of the ****ing year

 

tfw you'll never paint a hot girl's ass

 

Got a pretty nice coat of white on ur mums ass last night.
#rekt

 

B-B-BUT THAT DOESN'T FIT A NARRATIVE!

It's amazing that editing and film tricks can create two different realities

 

I would expect this, the painting is very good but very few people would properly pay attention to her jeans. It's not the fact New Yorkers aren't observant, it's the fact that we've grown up to filter out people's clothing choices (unless they really stand out) because otherwise our brains would be overloaded with info every second of the day. It's not a fault in human perception, it's a good thing that we can filter out useless information like what people are wearing. Our attention spans just aren't that big to concentrate on everything. I recon a similar thing would happen with less well painted on jeans.

Having said that, I love this experiment : D

 

This counts as indecent exposure, aye? ...Naw?

I mean, she's covered...but in paint. Where does the law stand on this? IS THIS RIGHT BANG ON THE MIDDLE OF DECENT/INDECENCY?

 

It would only become an issue if she were sexually assaulted. Then what she's wearing/not wearing is the only thing anyone cares about.

 

I call bullshit

 

Expected someone wearing a skirt.

 

and suddenly it starts raining
or a truck drives through a nearby puddle