Woke up to a visitor

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  1. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Hey depression. What's that? You're coming to visit. Well, that's nice of you. How am I? Well, school sucks and I'm not feeling too well about myself. Yeah, it does suck. What; you got me a present? Self-inflicted bruises? Thank you so much. But I already took my heart medicine; I don't think it's a good idea to take another dosage too soon. Yeah, my chest is hurting pretty bad, and the crying is making me think I'm going to experience an heart attack.

    You need to stay for a while? Well...okay.
     
  2. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    **** sucks. Hard. .-.
     
  3. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    :(

    Feel better... draw a picture, listen to some music, play a video game, sing along with the music, even if you can't sing. Feel better, please.

    Ooh! And eat some chocolate! That always makes me feel better. :)
     
  4. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    He said he needed to stay for a while. I don't want to be rude.
     
  5. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    Do it anyway please.

    There, I asked you politely, so it would be even more rude not to boot him out :3
     
  6. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Kick him out! As Edmund said to Peter in Narnia: Prince Caspian, during the battle with Caspian's evil uncle, "This is no time to be a gentleman!"

    Or, something along those lines.

    And here, listen to this:

    [video=youtube;1779L6I0af4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1779L6I0af4[/video]
     
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  8. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    gtfo depression

    we don't need your kind here

    don't make that face with me young man

    ALRIGHT OUT
    I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW

    don't slam the door on your way out
    <3

    But, seriously. Get rid of it. Be happy, because as long as you're set in depression, it's not going to go away. So, do something you like, go outside, hang out with your friends, whatever. Just don't let this houseguest stay too long.
     
  9. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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  10. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Cut his throat and give him the bruises.


    If that doesn't work, there's always yuri.
     
  11. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    How are any of those at all saying death is the answer?
    At all?
     
  12. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Thanks everyone.
    I mean it.
    I just wish I was strong enough to just hope it away.
     
  13. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Well, the one says don't regret any decisions you make, because it felt right at the time. I guess that doesn't apply to death directly, but it could be taken that way.
    The next one says that when you die, your body releases a sort of drug that makes you feel better, like you're finally at the close of a long ordeal and can finally rest.
    And the third is about a poor cat that lived a life of neglect and turmoil, and finally got the love he so craved in his dying moments.

    All these together make me feel like the poster is saying death is the answer.

    Just believe, you'll pull through in the end. :)

    [video=youtube;zvhRlW6A1gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvhRlW6A1gk[/video]
     
  14. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Um. No. You're completely misinterpreting all of those.

    On the first one, it means live your life how you want. Key word, live.
    On the second, it's saying when you die you're happy, but that it doesn't matter, because you're still dead. It's saying the exact opposite of death is the answer.
    On the third, it isn't that the cat died at all. It's that when the cat died, it still loved. It means you can always love.
     
  15. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Ah, okay. lol, thanx for cleariing that up for me. Like I said, I really hoped that I was wrong. That's a lot better than what I originally thought.
     
  16. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I believe in you tummer!!! And remember: everyone here loves you.

    Would you like a cookie?
     
  17. Jayn

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    You'll be alright, Tummer. Much love. <3 If you need me, spam my MSN or PM box. I'm here, even if I'm like 'hurr durr busy status'.

    [video=youtube;9tRepZdoRmY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tRepZdoRmY[/video]
     
  18. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Here's what you do:

    Next time that ****er wakes you up, you punch him right in the face. Then you turn over and go right back to sleep.
     
  19. Daxa~ #stalker

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    Dearest.
    Need me to come over there and beat that bastard up?

    But really,your too nice a person to be deppressed.
    Thats my job.

    Feel better,and remember I am always here to talk <3
     
  20. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Now here is some sound advice.

    What do you have to be depressed over? This world is yours, and you should treat it like it is. Why spend so much time fearing death, or stress, or anything really, before it happens? The only thing that you should be concerned about is what you should do in this moment to get the things that you want. Even in prison, or in slavery, if you believe that you are ultimately in control of your existence, then you are. It is easy to keep living that way.