Without movies we would not know that...

- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization

- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

that's all i can think of for right now. you people got any?

 

The blue wire deactivates the bomb.

It takes more then super strength to break through a spiderweb.

Talking animals play basketball with Micheal Jordan agaoinst giant aliens from outer space in a magical world at the center of the earth.

People can jump while in mid-air.

Four robot arms keep you from falling unconsious when hit by a guy with superhuman strength.

Thrown projectiles never miss the aimed target, unless you have the superpower to never miss(Bulls-eye from Daredevil).

Radiation, Toxic waste, Bad experiences in life, Genetically inhanced lifeforms, Experiments, and Plot twists ALWAYS lead to someone getting superpowers.

At least one of the villains turns good at the end and dies.

Superheroes never purposely kill.

With great power, comes great responsibility.

Newspapors create names for supervillains.

The force solves all problems.

Ewoks like to hijack hover vehicles.

where there's a lightsaber, there's someone with a cybatronic body part(s).

How to find Isla de Muerta.

Sephiroth REALLY! REALLY!! REALLY!!! OWNS!!!!

people float towards the sky at a slow and constant speed when they jump, and can also hover for as long as nessesary.

Cloud has a Razor cellphone.

 

Umm, this is all I can think of~

-Blood spurts out like a windex bottle instad of pours or droops

 

There are little creatures that you can beat the crap out of and stuff in tiny miniscual balls to keep as your slaves.