With my Xbox 360....

I can use an app... to order pizza from Pizza Hut... using my controller... or even Kinect...

The future is here.

One device for everything.

I will never leave you, Xbox.

 

The only problem is that it's Pizza Hut and not Domino's or Papa John's.

 

Why are you so fucking fat?

 

Yeah, that would be a problem if I was in the mood for inferior pizza

 

Also, does anyone else fucking hate it when they hear people call things apps? They're programs and this is 2007. Get out.

 

I'm using the name Xbox gave it. It's called an app and in the app section and I find it in "my apps." It leads me to believing so many false things.

I weigh a 125lbs. Seriously. The way I live I should be huge. AND FOR THE RECORD I ORDERED THAT PIZZA AND HAD THEM DRAW A BIG "X" ON THE BOX. ATE THE WHOLE THING. WAS GREAT. I wouldn't feel more in the future if I did that via materialization.

Domino's is that "sometimes" pizza that I get in the mood for like Little Caesar. Pizza Hut is always semi-heavy and very greasy so it's always satisfying- especially with the right beverage

WHY AM I SO FUCKING FAT?

 

WTF REALLY ONLY 125? GOD DAMN MY COLLEGE TUMMY

Never had Papa John's? It's my favorite out of the three. Something to do with the ingredients ._.

 

No, J-rams. It's your soul that is fat.

 

In a past life, I died from an artery clog.

 

The artery is your penis.

 

Yeah, my weight fluctuates a lot though. Somedays I'll weigh 140 lbs and next time I check I'll be liek 120. It's probably because I get spurts where I work out and eat a lot? Idk.

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The mass populace voted for that actually. I receive numerous petitions on the subject.

 

Ugh. I remember in high school up to my first year of college, I was pretty much stuck at 130-135 lbs. Then I guess my metabolism was like "I'M OUT Y'ALL" and I'm now around 160-ish usually. I swear I don't eat more than I used to either.

I'm sure they got some around where you live.

 

that awk moment when you weigh the same as high school me. I've dropped down to a steady 118 (such a random integer but no matter what I do I never leave this weight) but **** son. Time to beef up

All the pizza around me is absolute shite though. I consider dominos novelty pizza and don't really count it but the local places are AWFUL. Sbarro is really good but the closest one is like 20 minutes away.

 

Yo, you live like two hours from the city (maybe not even that?). Getting the best pizza cannot be THAT challenging. Though if you live farther away then my B. :X

And as I said, my weight fluctuates >_> Some months I'm 140, some months I'm 125. Either way, yeah, I need more... everything... I'll be your eating coach if you be my running coach?[DOUBLEPOST=1398716475][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well dude, I live in a place called... Central... New York.

It's basically a third world country.

And wow, I hope my metabolism doesn't just give out like that.... I'll get purrrrrrty big. Or have to exercise instead of playing Gotham City Impostors all day. THE HORROR[DOUBLEPOST=1398716508][/DOUBLEPOST]Fuck that Busa, I'll just get fat .

 

Let the lipids flow through you.

 

I would be a ****** running coach, I've delayed all exercise until my end of semester hell ends.

 

This man speaks the truth. I think it may just be the taste, but I prefer Pizza Hut over PJ and Dominos. Pizza Hut also has cinnamon sticks. That pretty much tips the scale in their favor without question.

 

The other two are healthier, but why on Earth would you go for healthier when you're eating PIZZA? Bread/cinnamon sticks are also nice

 

I can't even comprehend someone thinking Pizza Hut is not the best. Like I don't even care about any of the other big names because they're not Pizza Hut.
Although my favorite pizza is from a local place because they give you these massive slices and their barbecue chicken is the best ever. Though I think my favorite part about them is the atmosphere. I really like the feel of eating outside in the city. And because there are train tracks partially above the restaurant and a flood wall to the side it feels cozy. And getting there always requires a relatively short walk because of parking, which on a nice day can be enjoyable.